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    I'm glad my phobia brings out others optimism.
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    *shudders violently*
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    Goddamn right!
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    So that leaves 22 square miles of shark infested hell. FUCK! I HATE SHARKS! Even videogame sharks. Fry Cry 3 was bad enough (I had to have my roommate skin them for me) and now to truly enjoy the newest GTA world i have to deal with more of those damn beasts. FUCK!
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    If I can, I'm entering in a drag queen competition.
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    Your president is a monkey. hey, that is very offensive to monkeys. Hey, that's very monkey to offensives. Back on topic; I want to be able to get Trevor all gothed up for a night on the town. Nothing is sexier than a goth with male pattern baldness.
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    I'm gonna pretend that the Manningham guy is YouTube sensation D4NNY. That guy is so talented!
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    Cheryl Tunt has a pet ocelot named Babou. Just learned the other day that Dali had a pet ocelot by the same name. Please post other obscure references we may have missed, so we can all laugh a little harder.
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    I really hope that my intelligence doesn't get insulted for this, but I have not seen any of those and only faintly heard of a couple. No worries, boss. I'm a film geek through and through (not to say I bite the heads off live chickens while watching movies). I'll watch most things. Voyeur is a good word for me. Check out the ones I've mentioned if you have a moment. Let me know what you think. Hey everyone, where does M*A*S*H fall in the cult comedy argument? It won an Oscar for Best Screenplay, was nominated for four others, and was made into one of the most popular TV shows in history, but no one seems to remember the movie unless they're my mom's age. Either way, it's fucking great.
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    Rosencrantz and Gildenstern Are Dead. Gary Oldman plays Rosencrantz and Tim Roth plays Gildenstern. No, wait, Tim Roth plays Rosencrantz and Gary Oldman plays Gildenstern. ...fuck... Watch it, and you'll understand. And it makes Hamlet funny. Oscar. Sylvester Stallone plays a gangster in Prohibiton Era Chicago. Yes, it's a comedy. John Landis of Animal House fame directed. If you liked the movie Clue I believe you'll like this. Repo Man. Stars Emilio Estavez, y'know, Charlie Sheen's brother. A teenage Emilio plays a punk rock douche trying to get laid. He stumbles into a Repo Man job after a drunken party. This leads to philosophy, government agents, sex, and alien shit. Bad Taste. Peter Jackson's first movie. Human beings have become the new intergalactic taste sensation! It's up to a super secret government force of four New Zealanders to save us. Old Pete's one of our defenders. While this movie is hilarious, it is also bloody as hell itself. The only movie that surpasses it with gore and blood is Jackson's third movie, Dead Alive. Also funny.
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    My great grand father drew that map back in 1935.
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    Unicycles.
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    State of Decay

    beatnicpie replied to Brian's topic in Other Games

    There's some lag to be sure, but it doesn't take away from the overall experience. After loading my saved game, I need to wait about 30 seconds until the world catches up with itself, and sometimes the same will happen when I plow through a horde. At this point, I just blame Xbox for it and move on.
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    I like Ryan for his performances in Lars and the Real Girl and The Believer. Lars has him as a neurotic anti-social odd ball who forms a relationship with a sex doll when his brothers wife prepares to have a baby. Reminds me of me. The Believer is his best work imo. He plays a charasmatic neo-nazi punk that's actually Jewish. It's based on a true story to make the whole thing more fun. I did like Driver, but I went in with no expectations, only having heard there was actual stunt driving in it.
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    Some folks just don't know how to enjoy a slap in the face until you're fucking them.
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    Welcome to the forums, my wigger. That's all the abuse I have at the moment.
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    That's cause yer not Jewish enough.
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    That's what kills me. All he wants is to get back to her, and she holds on to him as well. Breaks my heart.
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    District 9. 10/10 I'm a huge pussy. This movie makes me cry like a baby every time. Why doe a movie about aliens make me cry? Because I'm a huge pussy.
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    State of Decay

    beatnicpie replied to Brian's topic in Other Games

    I'm at he halfway point for my second play through. Great relay value. But now it's time for Fallout.
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    Yup. Looks like we're joining up, gtagrl.
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    It's not that I'm racist/sexist/homophobic, but I'm scared people won't like me if I don't act those ways. But I'm super mature.
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    R.I.P.D. Was probably pitched as "Men in Black, but with dead people." That and Ghostbusters did it better without CGI.
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    I always love it when Hollywood thinks, "Hitchcock got it wrong."
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    Qd, I took your recommendation and watched "John Dies in the End." Got a big kick out of it. And I totally agree with your 8/10 rating. Good fun. If you want to see the director's earlier films, check out "Phantasm." Great 80's horror. There's a second and third film in the series which aren't as good as the original, but have their charm. I just finished watching "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone," and was pleasantly surprised. Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi, and Jim Carrey star in this sleeper comedy about magicians. The Steves are the classic magician types over Las Vegas, and Jim a Criss Angel. A magicians war ensues. Tis movie marks the first time in a decade that Jim Carrey has made me laugh. 8/10