GunSmith

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  1. GunSmith
    I haven't LOL'd at an internet fight in a good while. Needed that. Seriously now, I doubt that's Johnny or Ashley.
  2. GunSmith
    The only explanation for the creation of such odd measurements is that the creators were under the influence of what they were measuring...
  3. GunSmith
    That's what I imagined. Sounds like a beverage order. "I'll have a rasher of Scotch."
  4. GunSmith
    I don't know what a rasher is, but that sounds delicious.
  5. GunSmith
    That's okay, those Cambodians don't understand a word you're saying anyway. Just sit back and enjoy the tropical experience.
  6. GunSmith
    Well, since bears can swim in real life, that fucked-up idea just might be stupid enough to work. I hope we can customize that shark we saw with frickin' laser beams attached to its head.
  7. GunSmith
    "Cool what, slingin' dope and throwin' up gang signs?" I'm sure we'll be assisting Franklin's friend in some illicit pharmaceutical vending.
  8. GunSmith

    Saints Row

    GunSmith replied to a topic in Other Games

    Saints Row is good for when you want to depart from the serious atmosphere of launching your ice-cream truck high into the air via a demonic swing set and impart some whimsicality into your 3rd-person action-adventure experience. Who doesn't want to shoot up a mall in an alien costume with your friend who happens to be dressed as Jesus?
  9. GunSmith
    We may see a reformed version of the famous taxi driver instigation technique. 1. Punch a bear in the face. 2. Repeat step one forty times. 3. Lead the mob of bears into a countryside town (or, better, south central L.S) on your Faggio. 4. Enjoy the ensuing mayhem.
  10. GunSmith
    I can definitely see the shape of a bear, but why isn't it running with all the noise and commotion of the bike crash? Why isn't it moving at all?
  11. GunSmith
    Late to the party on this one, but that bear is awfully stationary. The more I stare and squint, though...
  12. GunSmith
    Yeah, it would be very, very nice to map our own buttons. Nothing better than kicking someone in the face with a joystick.
  13. GunSmith
    Out of sight, out of mind, eh?
  14. GunSmith
    I had no idea you were this talented, DuP!
  15. GunSmith
    I regret not seeing that trailer earlier. My God, DuP. Excellent work. I love what you did with the Tower Bridge. I shat myself when I saw that. Just beautiful.
  16. GunSmith
    Oh, I am. Don't you worry. But they've never done this before. I'm sure there were false beta sites for IV. Why didn't they take action with those? I realize it's stupid to think what I'm thinking, but I can't help it.
  17. GunSmith
    Anyway, this suspicious activity is leading the Batorian part of my mind to believe they've got a lil' sumfing planned.
  18. GunSmith
    Ah-ha, but that's where you're wrong! Rockstar will release a public beta, free of charge, to make up for the delay!
  19. GunSmith
    TTWO also acquired one of these sites and are currently using it as a redirect to rockstargames.com. The plot thickens...
  20. GunSmith
    On the off-chance we do get to see a carrier in the game, I can guarantee it won't be pilotable. Why? ...Remember the lag that the tugboat caused in GTA IV?
  21. GunSmith
    1. Turn Police on and load your crew up with weapons. 2. Enjoy a crime spree, then hightail it to a good-sized boat and park it in the ocean. 3. ??? 4. Profit.
  22. GunSmith
    TO ALL FUTURE NOOBS: That^ is how you should behave when you join up and decide to share your ideas. Regarding your suggestion, it's definitely a good idea, but it's also not suited for a game like GTAV. In IV, they opted to try a more realistic take on Grand Theft Auto, yet we still pulled RPGs from our stylish suit. Judging by the over-the-top action we've seen in the trailers, it appears as though they're starting to disperse the serious fog that hung over this generation's Liberty City. IMO, I don't think realism will be a prominent factor in V. Welcome to the forums, and thanks for not behaving like an ass.
  23. GunSmith
    You know a person's enthusiastic when they make their point, state the main focus of their point in a word, and then restate their point, adding a smiley to it. Wow.
  24. GunSmith
    You're an evil person. All they wanted was a few tacos...
  25. GunSmith
    Kojima, you sly, Japanese bastard. ...I thought Guns of The Patriots was the last one?