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I am seriously considering taking my 3rd straight Wednesday off work... my daughter will most likely be feeling unwell... *undercooks chicken*

my first impression is rockstar still cant handle their shit

things to share: most rides are unlocked after doing the heist setup job in which you acquire it... yes, they're fun! but the buggy servers right now have broken up the party... it was me, dozy, bmx, and killyou... we were playing for like at least 6 hours together... the armored kumura is fucking awesome! i didn't get to fly the hydra, but killyou loved it... i need a lot more money to buy all these cool toys... finger pointing will never get old, nor will launching flares ... --- here's some stuff i captured thus far... me as tommy vercetti... my enduro... coolest mask ever... bmx showing us where he keeps his chemicals for meth... i wish i would of snapped a pic of my new badass armored kumura... massacre's new GF... me and bmx as cops ... after this shot him and dozy swapped spots... i have a funny vine to share too, but even my mail app isn't working... what the fuck, lol ... ----- via BMX... me pointing at a basketball... killyou pointing back atcha... bmx doing IDK ... the non-armored version of the kuruma...

I started downloading before going to work, and thought about calling in sick. The download was taking so long that I showed up to work just to kill time. I really am a terrible employee.

Yeah im on 10mil, now that seems low suddenly... Ooo new masks!

I can't stop laughing.

Love the alien paperbag one. Massacre, do you approve...?

My rookie attempt to replicate a scene from trailer 1 My Off Road night Rebel I love the bleakness of these... Really want a clean Voodoo... My attempt at artsy... Don't know why i just really love this one.

Had a great time with heists today. So glad I came up with a sudden case of bullshititis and left work early. Bones did a good job covering the positives, so I'll start with the negatives. They introduced some tricky new mini games for some of the stuff you'll need to do for heists. The new hacking system is like playing snake if the levels were mazes. Drilling was easy once you figure it out. I didn't, and spent a good couple of minutes wasting time as Bones handled the cops in the 1st heist. There's also another hacking mini game that was incredibly frustrating while doing the last job. It seemed easy enough but the first leg of that set-up mission was timed and time was running short. The worst thing I found about heists was that unlocking vehicles online doesn't unlock them in story mode. I'm guessing because I wasn't heist leader. So maybe I'll have to replay those heists as leader to unlock vehicles in story mode. Or maybe they're not available for story mode at all, which would be bullshit. These new vehicles are expensive! How am I supposed to test which vehicles I should buy online? Despite these complaints, I'm quite pleased with most of the stuff we got. The heists themselves are incredibly fun to play and I feel like it will be a while before I get bored. The new clothing options are awesome. I especially love the fact that I could set up 9 different outfits and change accordingly on the fly using the interaction menu. Overall it might not have been worth such a long wait for some, but I'm relieved Rockstar delivered on what they promised and then some.

These masks are great. These aren't my screenshots, of course. This is not a real gas mask. Israeli model gas mask or gtfo, Rockstar.

Weev looking for a place to land... Weev hiding in shame because he got his car stuck... Weev holding up traffic... Weev on patrol... Weev did this... Weev stopped in at the police station... Weev playing with the police... I like Weev... but Nobody cares...

To be fair I would walk 500miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to blow everything to hell.

I might have just snuck on. Played around in crews then went through to swap players. So many myths at how to get online.

At first I was like "what do you mean? It popped up saying they were in my garage/hangar..." but I went there and they aren't. I hope it's just a bug. I loaded up a save file with all story missions complete and still nothing. I'm also surprised the weapons are not in singleplayer at all. I guess they don't want to waste the last DLC spot on the wall...

Apparently changing the tint on your flare gun changes the flare colour as well...OMG why is this work day going so slowly???!!?

Yep i'm downloading it now! ITS HAPPENING!

Grabbed these from /vg/. There's no way this guy's done a heist, already, so if any of you were worried that you needed to do certain heists to unlock certain clothing... Price of the Vapid Guardian...

Good shit I'm legit pro at getting cars stuck

The plane looks very natural, there. Like wreckage that would be there, normally. I wish the scrap yard nearby had been more expansive. The desert could use a nice plane graveyard.

For reallsss. Stomp it. http://vid90.photobucket.com/albums/k273/iammenotu/car/Untitled333.mp4

it mgiht feel more comfy but it's interesting. It's their turn to be the dicks. And they will fuck all of those pussies.

Took my son to see some classic motors (yeah that's him in the reflections lol.) I particularly liked this photo from the wedding cars (Citroen Dorothy, Harriet, Alice, Ellen), so decided to post it here.

ghostman would call in the buzzard if the mission's final destination was 1 block away ...

Said goodbye to my dear import, but now I have this.

I can see heists going a bit like this for me... Player 1: Infiltrate the military base and steal a Cargobob and pick up a tank that is driving around Paleto Bay. Meet at the rendezvous point. Player 2: Go to the heavily guarded docks and steal a catchment of weapons from Merryweather. Drive the weapons to the rendezvous point. Player 3: Go to the rendezvous point and secure the area from the Lost. Then, hold off the waves of attackers until your team mates arrive. Ginginho7: Go to the mask shop and buy some heist masks, then some boiler suits from Binco. Meet at the rendezvous point. Player 1 has collected the Cargobob Player 3 has arrived at the rendezvous point Ginginho7, lose the cops before going to the mask shop Player 2 has arrived at the docks Player 2 has collected the weapons Player 3 has secured the rendezvous point Ginginho7 has been killed - you have 0 lives left Player 1 has collected the Rhino Player 1 has arrived at the rendezvous point Ginginho7 has purchased the masks Player 2 has arrived at the rendezvous point. Ginginho7, lose the cops before entering Binco Ginginho7 has committed suicide. Heist Failed...