Massacre

Fuck it, throw my name up there.

It would be easier with an update that isn't shit. There wasn't enough interest because the content was sparse and shitty. That, and I never play. I know you guys don't care about photos. You just do events because you want a chance to play with me. It's okay, you don't have to admit it. I love you guys, too. Group hug?

I grabbed my chute on the eleventh attempt on my own, but I was happy to help someone else out. Once, anyway. I hope Otiz was able to get it for his chick. I didn't have it in me to do that playlist again. I hated every one of those matches. Even the air race where I had my landing gear down for 80% of the race and still managed a win.

I touched your Coq when you weren't looking. I'm sorry, bOnEs. Damn. I was hoping someone caught the full pile. I had to have blown up at least 8 in one go.

Son of a bitch. I actually wanted to play, for once. Fuck this gay earth.

Took eleven attempts to get through the playlist without getting dropped or having too many people leave for the playlist to continue. I had an adventure.

Proud to say I managed gold for Ground Level without too much trouble. If I remember correctly... Outside Loop - Silver (just didn't make a second attempt) Engine Failure - Gold Chase Parachute - Gold City Landing - Gold Moving Landing - Gold Formation Flight - Bronze (Fuuuuuuuck) Shooting Range - Bronze (not sure how to keep the Buzzard from drifting when I'm trying to aim) Ground Level - Gold Collect Flags - Silver (I kept clipping my wings on trees and buildings) Follow Leader - Silver (missed one checkpoint, and the five second penalty was enough to fuck my score) Not bad. Not sure if the frustration was worth the t-shirt (or worth releasing this update at all), but not bad.

I look forward to your apologies and/or bans.

I said like real men, not like powdered wig-wearing Brits. Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham are the only real men England has ever produced.

MMA is for pussies. Bare knuckle brawl, no rules. Like real men.

Flying in formation is fucking retarded. Why the fuck does my plane lose speed when I do a loop, but the other three don't? I don't even need to mention the Buzzard being the only helicopter in history that can't fucking hover.

After selling Star Wars to Disney, I'll fucking fight George Lucas.

Everyone knows I'm a top.

We'll be taking a 20-minute recess. DiO, I need to speak to you in my office.

That's a pretty random group of shows you've lumped together. Most of them aren't really vulgar. And Brian was calling the show stupid, more or less.

One more outburst like that, and I'm holding you in contempt of court.

You'll have plenty of time to masturbate after they're done with the photos.

It's real. A guy at a site that will remain nameless found a similar file before the Hipster update was released.

Pick a fucking car, Ace. You trade one car for another car three times per month.

fuuuuuck. pfft. the crew leader to the asylum MC is drivin crotch rockets. HA! so gonna get a picture, showing everybody! Other MC's gonna point and laugh at you. Just like Nelson does too i bet. only sled i ride is a Hexter. son. lol....crotch rockets.....gawwwd. The Bagger is for middle-aged guys who ride on weekends, the Daemon is plagued by The Lost's sorry excuse for MC colors, and I don't really like the Hexer (in no small part due to every Lost MC member riding one). I'll get a real bike when Rockstar wises up and gives us an MC-themed update. No point until then.

I may own an Akuma, currently, but the Ruffian is still one of my favorite bikes.

Are those chrome? My only issue with the default wheels (and this applies to most cars) is that they're alloy. I don't know why alloy is even an option. Pretty much every car has chrome trim, and there are only a few wheel options that are chrome. Chrome should replace alloy as the default color.

If the wheels of your Coquette Classic are anything but default, you're doing it wrong. Oh, and if accuracy is important to you, you'll want to use the blue license plate.

As though either of you has anything on me.