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Ever seen a caretaker for the mentally disabled on their first day on the job? That's every day here. You know this. But there's hope. A light at the end of the tunnel.

The Lost. Those guys are awful at math. They'd be looking to outsource.

I'M TELLIN' ON YOU.

Whatever happened to be on the plate. I couldn't use iFruit until I got my new phone.

The bagger can never have maxed acceleration. The Hexer only needs turbo to max acceleration, I think.

It ain't ideal, but I bought the least objectionable motorcycle so I'd have something to put my plate on. Maybe they'll include some of the bikes from TL&D in the PS4 version. They did bring back the Dukes after all. Fingers crossed. I miss the Revenant.

Now that I've got a phone that isn't shit... (Normally, I use the correct plate for the year the car came out, but I have to use black on the Murdermobile) Now I just have to wait for Rockstar to put some decent bikes in the game, so the MC plate has a point.

Wouldn't be the first time my cobbler made someone faint. What I mean by that is, the little Chinese kid who makes my shoes also brews chloroform for me.

Then fuck off to another topic.

The crust was somehow soft, crispy, and flaky all at once. It also had a faint smokey flavor. It was pure glory.

I made peach cobbler in a large cast iron pot over a campfire, once. It was amazing.

Okay, but my friend has a lisp and diabetes. We're going to need some pizzas.

This show fucking sucks. I'm watching Cops instead.

There's only one bitch here, honey. <3

Aaaaaaaand interest lost. See you for The Division, folks.

Actually, I'd like to see a new crime franchise that covers the criminal underworld for every country. Human trafficking in Slavic countries, general British thuggery, the IRA, people just generally being insufferable pieces of shit in France, etc. It would be pretty cool to have this international GTA spinoff, not made by Rockstar North, so it could release between GTA games.

Would much prefer that as a one-off, like LA Noire. I'd like to see a game like that, but not as a new GTA.

I do that on foot. I've had people walking their dogs cross the street to avoid getting close to me. That must be how black people feel all the time. Lucky them.

No MC crew can survive on Asylum MC turf, anyway.

Shhh. You don't want Rockstar to "fix" it, do you?

Underwater Bond villain base. New heist.

Not planning on buying many games, in the future? Most companies are pretty lazy with their PC releases. PC is for Bethesda games. Anything else is better on console.

Story mode is the best part of the game. Why wouldn't you want to play through it again? And no, there's no way that glitch would carry over to PS4.