Massacre

I did. I'm EST. Shit was amazing. Best season premiere yet.

And a mustache.

I wasn't ready for this boner.

Yeah, it's a pretty widespread issue. It started with 1.16. Would've though that would be an important fix for 1.17.

Is the story any good?

I just received, like, 30 reports.

I've always hated that song. The new one, I hadn't heard before. It wasn't bad.

No, but I didn't know to look for anything. FX always does an encore of the previous week's episode, so I'll watch both episodes and look for common themes.

I would find that boring. Also, aliens fall into the cliche category, like vampires and zombies. AHS tends to shy away from the cliches.

I did. This is going to be a great season.

I had no idea John Carroll Lynch (The Drew Carey Show, Fargo) was the clown. That is fucking brilliant.

"Here comes the rape train..."

Someone who likes to be fisted.

Go home, Optimus Prime, you're drunk.

I'm not a hater if I'm right. I am always right.

You didn't have to do the same shit for hours. The missions were varied, interesting, had an actual story, and there was only one mission where your skills mattered, so there was no point in leveling them, anyway. CJ didn't need to rank up to unlock content, it was just there, no wasting time, no shortage of ways to pay for the items, no hassle. You have to grind the same shit, over and over (because missions unlock by level, not by completing other missions), and gain 120 levels to access all the content, most of which is shit until higher levels, anyway. How someone could think the two are in any way comparable is beyond me. GTAO isn't even worthy of the name Grand Theft Auto.

In San Andreas, your skills leveled appropriately as you played through the story, you didn't have to do the same shit for hours on end, and it actually had a story, and creativity, and content. I don't get why you mention that it's an RPG; it really hurts your argument. GTAO will never be on par with The Elder Scrolls, or Fallout, or even mediocre Final Fantasy. Those developers work their asses off to make a quality RPG. Rockstar's only doing the bare minimum required to keep the retards buying shark cards.

Forcing you to grind to rank up isn't an objective, it's a design failure, and a waste of the game's potential. There should always be enough unique content to get you to your goals, no exceptions.

Yeah, just sold my Blade today. We had drifted apart. Replaced her with a Vigero. I'm going to pretend she's the awesome beater version from IV. I also reacquired a Bifta, because I haven't had an off-road car in a while. Still undecided on the third space.

Doing some garage shifting before downgrading to a two car garage. Innovation Hexer Buffalo S Jester Primo Schafter Youga I don't want to waste storage space, so I need suggestions for the final three spaces. The other garage is empty, aside from the Elegies I used to travel from garage A to garage B.

Recent addition to the family. I like the Schafter, because the lip spoiler and one of the grill options removes all the brands and insignia from it. Low key as a motherfucker. And this.

That version of last team standing looks way more fun than an actual LTS match. Now that there are masks and shirts for it, maybe revisit your paintball DM?

Much like the Flight School event, the playlist reward is the only decent content.

This is what you wanted, right, Rockstar? You wanted me to dress like a fucking retard, just so I could use these gloves I've been waiting a year for?