Massacre

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  1. Massacre

    The Crew

    You're in a car. Permanently. Pass. Eternal pass.
  2. Massacre

    PS4

    Finally, you can shit (intentionally) and play GTA at the same time. Happy for you, Qdiggity.
  3. With a Portuguese accent, I would think.
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    Just Cause

    Looking forward to hearing more. Very fun series. In Just Cause II, there was an achievement/trophy for crossing the entire map using the grappling hook/parachute, without touching the ground. I unlocked it without realizing that the achievement existed. When a game rewards me for things I do without being told to do them, it earns a special place in the writhing mass of tentacles where my heart should be.
  5. That may have been the best episode start in television history.
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    Mobile Devices

    Windows phones are ass. Also, I'm pretty sure the OS is just Windows 8.
  7. You have too many logos. Flip the pyramid to the correct position and stick it between the chick's legs. She'll like that.
  8. I have a feeling that the abundance of backstory and lack of payoff is going to get to me, soon. If I don't see someone become a real villain soon, there's going to be a problem. Tonight's events better be going somewhere. Zsasz was nice to see, last week, though.
  9. Are you going PC, or are you just done with gaming, once developers stop supporting current gen?
  10. Just show up in a suit and tell DiO to make a guess.
  11. Massacre

    Mobile Devices

    A lot of this kind of stuff.
  12. Massacre

    Mobile Devices

    That has not been the case for me, and every Apple OS I've used has been shit, from computers to phones.
  13. Massacre

    Mobile Devices

    Have you owned both? I've used both.
  14. Massacre

    Mobile Devices

    The iPhone (any model) has no advantage of any kind over the S5. You're better than fanboyism.
  15. Be Jodie Foster. Someone else can be Steve Antin, and the other guy. Then, you just have to find a pinball machine, and...
  16. I guess I'm the only one who noticed or cared about the horrible proportions of male characters. They're still like that, on next gen. Irregularly shaped male characters and seven foot tall female characters are significant fuck-ups. I would trade heists for realistic proportions, and either a height slider or shorter females. I would trade heists for a lot of shit we'll never get.
  17. You can't make your character recognizable as a celebrity without them dressed as a character they've played. If you're not in some sort of costume, you're just going to look like some random person. The only exceptions are bOnEs' Danny Trejo and Ace's Doug/unintentional George Carlin. I was under the impression that this was clear to you people.
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    Mobile Devices

    I thoroughly enjoy my Galaxy S5. Samsung tickles my brain's G-spot.
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    Mobile Devices

    Title changed. This thread is now relevant.
  20. New character select screen, perhaps. Maybe they changed it to that, so we wouldn't look at those other three character slots that will never be opened.