Massacre

I don't think there's a single phone booth in the game.

^ She's not talking about your wife. You really impressed her.

Nicely done. 10/10 would shovel into my face.

Fancy motherfucker. Try not to have a third kid.

Actually, based on what I've seen, we'll all know how we want to do a Fallout MMO, once The Division is out. It seems like they're doing it right, in terms of both population management, and MMO on console. I hope it actually happens, this year. I was fine with the delays, when I didn't have a PS4. Now, it's bothering me.

The large population is easy enough to manage. Just split us into factions, instead of playing as a vault dweller. Raider NCR Tribal NCR gets the Boneyard, Tribals get Arroyo, Raiders get New Reno. Areas are divided like TESO, but you're free to enter another faction's land, as long as you avoid the capital city. There would still be loot everywhere, but multiple people can grab the same loot. Certain areas can only be entered alone, or with an organized party, for when they need to build tension (ruin full of ghouls), certain quests are for certain factions only, etc. It's plenty doable. I'm aware that tribals can freely enter the Boneyard (I think I'm the only one here who knows Fallout/Fallout 2 lore, actually), but this is a gameplay-trumps-lore scenario.

Most MMOs are pretty isolated, these days. People hit level cap in a week, and then just stand around the main city in their pretty armor.

To my knowledge, nothing like that happened with the real Silk Road, though the guy who was arrested did claim that he had been set up by the "real" owner. The feds (DEA, in this instance) didn't even know the place existed until those shitbags at Gawker ran a story on it. A few random buyers were caught, but no one who would know who really ran the site. It's very vague how the guy was caught.

Yep. Back when Tor was still worth using, Silk Road was pretty much eBay, for drugs. It was the sort of thing stoners dreamed of, in the time before the internet was interesting. Also, someone made me watch the pilot episode of The Good Wife, once. The title was off-putting, but the show isn't bad. Shows about political or legal intrigue pull me in, way too easily. This has nothing to do with anything, but yeah.

Silk Road was shut down, anyway. The new one is a fucking joke.

The future is pretty cool.

Fuck.

Sacrifice Sword against shield, War drums, like thunder. Dead, barren earth, World torn asunder. Mangled forms, Bones snapped and wrenched. Smoke in the air, Stink of burnt flesh. Trebuchets fire, Boulders streak through the sky. Foes number in thousands, Every one of them must die. Axe howls through the air, Iron buried in throat. Wretched head leaves body, No time to gloat. Swarmed by foes, Claws, horns, and teeth. Axe does not rest, Nor do enemies cease. Shield halts flame, But eye catches ember, Half-blind, fight on, Hack, slash, dismember. Death stands before us, But we all took this oath. We can live, or do what's right, It cannot be both. Our homes have been razed, And our farmland has burned. The hell that Hell faces, Hell has assuredly earned. This blight cannot spread, It ends now, ends here. The rest of the world, unlike us, Will not lose all it holds dear. To fight, to die, is why the Order was born. Our sacrifice stops the oncoming storm. ------------------------------------------ I'm not much of a poet. It just kind of came out.

This is why we keep a mop and bucket, stage left.

PLAY GTA WITH GTAGRL YOU FUCKING CUNTS

There is clothing in the GTAO trailer that we still don't have, over a year later. They have to hold content back so they can quickly throw it into a "that'll shut 'em up, for a while" DLC, when too many people mention heists.

So, Rockstar just posted a pic on Twitter of a character wearing a jacket that isn't available in the game. Nice one, assholes.

Why did Orangie damage that coffee mug?

Not yet. Actually, I have a backlog of DLC for this, AC Unity, and Infamous: Second Son.

Just finished this. Pretty good. Wasn't worth the entire gaming community jizzing its collective pants over, but it was pretty good. I enjoyed playing as Ellie, the few times you're able to do so. Not enough games where the protagonist is a little girl, which is not something I ever expected to say.

The first step is admitting you have a problem. Don't worry, cuda. We'll rid you of this self-destructive reading habit.

One character dresses as Tommy Vercetti, all other characters chase him with golf clubs. That's how I remember the VC golf course, anyway.

"That's what she said."

Fuck that. *Shovels handfuls of crumbs into my mouth*

Spoiler: The guy was a towel, the whole time.