Massacre

Why do you want an Apple Watch? Being called a douche online isn't enough? This is that pivotal moment in your life when you get to decide what kind of person you want to be. Is a tiny wristphone really worth it?

Sure, sure. It totally wasn't the deer asses.

If the theme for May 5th isn't clear, then none of you know how to party. At all.

Mel Gibson did nothing wrong. Except for basically all of his political beliefs. Doubt it. We'd hear about Fallout IV at least a year in advance.

Needs more Fallout.

The Olympics aren't until next year... but the Special Olympics are this July. Get your derp on, iGTA.

The combat is mediocre, high-level enemies are artificial difficulty rather than genuine challenge, you can only fight with a sword, most of the useful game mechanics are gone (like whistling, to draw enemies to a hiding spot), armor is overpriced (with only a handful of ways to make money) and the story is dull. Unless you have a deep, inexplicable interest in the French Revolution, I'd say skip it.

That would explain it. I've never gone farther than the parking lot, and only during that mission.

I don't recognize the place in those last few shots. I think that means I haven't played V completely to death, yet. *Boots up PS4*

I'm probably going to end up buying it on next gen, too. Unity was a pretty big step backwards, made me miss the better days. Black Flag was a near perfect game, aside from a slightly dull final cutscene.

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I think a couple of the most overpriced schools with the highest number of douchebag attendees have uniforms. Most don't, because there is literally no reason for any school ever to require them. I assume iGTA U requires them solely because schoolgirl outfits bear substantial hotness.

Just spell iGTA with Greek letters.

Not enough information here for a civilian to track you down, and we sure as shit aren't on anyone's priority list, as far as surveillance goes. As long as you aren't going around telling everyone you know that you're growing, you're not going to be caught. I don't know why they're even bothering to say anything, other than idle conversation and lack of anything better to do.

Brian's going to narc on you when your plant is budding properly.

I like a diddler with confidence.

He is a pedophile. I don't understand why people always think there's a deeper meaning to things.

The week Mad Max: Fury Road is released, it's time to finally do post-apocalyptic night.

It's a little late now, but, maybe go brick-and-mortar, next time. Everyone can spare ten minutes to swing by Gamestop. There really isn't any advantage to ordering a disc copy online. While I'm at it, there isn't any advantage to buying the Steam version, either. A disc is so much more convenient, if something goes wrong and you have to completely reinstall the game.

It's worth buying, if you have a good enough PC, but if you have any kind of console, it's not worth the extra year and a half wait.

Isn't that what crew nights usually look like?

You should have instructed that little girl to incite an argument between Jim, Foster, and Sebastian about whose meat is superior. Then bought her a pork chop.

Did you not play GTA on console, at any point? There are creators for races, deathmatches, and other shit that isn't fun. No regular mission creator, though. I imagine Rockstar doesn't want to turn those particular tools over to the community, because everything falls apart when random fuckers on the internet start doing Rockstar's bread and butter better than Rockstar. Go on, Rockstar. Release a mission creator. I fucking dare you. See what happens when someone who still gives a shit starts doing your job.

Personally, I think planes should also be delivered anywhere with ample space to spawn them. Just to weed out the people who shouldn't be flying to begin with.

Fire barrels do very little against you, in most cases, so try to keep the rear of your primary target at your side, that way you can either ignore or destroy the fire barrels, continuously fire your cannons at them, and avoid their cannon fire completely, unless they get away from you. Basically, you'll be sailing in circles while they try to get you off of their ass. Practice just sailing, for a while, because you're going to have to get used to frequently switching sails. If you need to make a really sharp turn, quickly cut your sails, make the turn, then switch back to mid-sails. If necessary, switch to full sail to make up for lost ground water. Oh, and once you have the level 2 or 3 ram, don't even bother shooting the small ships, unless they're behind you. Just ram them, and they drop.