Massacre

It's still zipped, but, at least there's a plain black one.

I just noticed this normal, untucked, non-shitty button-down shirt with rolled sleeves. Slowly but surely, we're getting clothing that isn't shit. Things are looking up.

I like your hair.

I'm a little concerned that those gas masks won't be a separate item, and I'll be forced to wear a chemsuit for eternity, but otherwise, heists look pretty amazing. Now I just need to find three people to play with... Oh, and fuck Rockstar, if a single one of those vehicles, weapons, or outfits is unavailable, outside of a heist.

Try telling him that.

Actually, I rather enjoy hearing the music of his homeland blaring through the neighborhood at all hours of the day and night. It's catchy. He doesn't like it when I play air raid sirens on loop, though.

I honor my country by acquiring my petroleum products the same way our government does. I steal it from other people. If I'm feeling especially patriotic, I siphon it from my Middle Eastern neighbor's car.

I was making games with restrictive gimmicks before it was cool.

They never showed him burning his journal, but I assume he burned that along with everything else he disposed of. I made my prediction halfway through the season, though.

It ended pretty much how I expected. I kind of expected a "20 years later" with an adult Abel reading the journal Jax had been keeping, in earlier seasons, however. Never-ending cycle and all that.

It's being taken care of. You make way too big a deal of this. And everything else.

Doesn't matter. It's an ad, not the site itself, and that means it's an easy fix. If someone lacks a basic understanding of the internet and avoids us because of that ignorance, it's their loss.

I repeatedly told him Agent wasn't coming out. I don't know if he ever made peace with it.

If there is malware, it's one of the ads, not us. You'll still get the warning, ad block or no. Always use an ad blocker and keep your antivirus up to date, kids. Consider every ad on every site to be infectious spam.

Well, at least you still like being on the forums. We would miss you, if you left. It would be tragic, if after ten years, this place didn't feel like home, anymore. It's good that you're still here.

I'd give that a shot. Anything else, meh. Noire never had a future, Max Payne has always been mediocre, another Manhunt could never live up to the original, and I simply don't have a single fuck to spare for Bully. Oh, and Agent will never happen.

I would hope they're beginning to learn that anything other than GTA is a waste of resources.

That doesn't make it any less stupid.

Remember that jackal thing that wasn't funny, that went way, way, way too far? This is kind of like that. But still not as stupid as the jackal.

Paying for exclusive rights for one game in a fighting game series that has always been shit (as though a non-shitty fighting game even exists) makes Sony look pretty stupid. Microsoft could've let that one slide.

Sorry, I was having an AIDS benefit. I'll tell them to leave, now.

Brian, we all know it was you.

What fucking wog made that law?