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Second one likely takes place at the start of the game, where he's still, uh, what, a cop? Then later, shit hits the fan and he, for some reason, decides to shave his head but let the beard go unchecked?

I think the frequent random alterations to Marney's rep title will ensure that I'll only see the positive rep titles.

lol Should have brought a vodka-filled watermelon as well. I could make a lot of money filling watermelons with Old English and selling them to ghetto convenience stores. I'll save the vodka for the borscht I share with my Russian Mafia contacts on alternating Thursdays.

Legal modding capability, you mean. You can mod console games, provided you don't mind modding the console itself and never using the PSN again.

Yeah, I can paint a humidor myself, and that's where all the cost comes from. Actually, anyone who sends me a humidor, I'll paint it for free, plus the cost of shipping.

This looks pretty interesting, like certain parts of Uncharted 2, minus the acrobatics and partial family-friendlyness. Epic. Er, it reminds me of parts of Uncharted, that is. It doesn't look like an epic adventure game at all, just brutal, gritty shootouts. Much better chance of me buying this than L.A. Noire.

Like a full-on Bigfoot chase through the park, at the end of which you wake up in a pool of your own vomit in a Burger Shot bathroom?

Yup. Something about it seemed really sterile. And the game world was wasted. For example, the train/subway network was massive, and yet it was barely used in the story. San Andreas had a similar problem, but the world was much bigger, so that could be excused. Anyway, I gave my vote to Vice City, as i think it got the GTA formula just right. VCS would have been equally as good if it had been designed for the PS2 in the first place. That's why I want a more urban story to the next game, more subway tunnels and ghettos, fewer penthouses and rich assholes. Of course, if the next GTA is set in Los Santos, we''ll probably just get more penthouses and rich assholes.

They did a great job. R* should have a way to put user-created content GTA like in LBP. Custom missions and all that, without having to look for a mod site and buy the PC version of the game.

More or less, yeah. They're all off by a couple of days, at the very least.

Show us your dick!

Be glad you didn't like it enough to buy the DLC. The DLC was basically Volition saying "Fuck it, we're not going to make creative missions, we'll just throw as many Ultor security guards (the SWAT guys) at people as we possibly can." They kind of seem like they're getting their shit together for this game, but then, at first, it also seemed that way for SR2.

I kind of want insanely high rep just to see what all the descriptions are. Or I could just ask Psy what they are...

Does rep wear off over time, or is there still some honky voting my posts down?

Now vote that comment back up.

This game is really going to tip the video games vs. art debate in our favor.

lol, what a rip. For 'just' $999.99, i could buy a gun, coke, chainsaw, hawaiian shirt, and Michelle Pfeiffer's ageing arse for a hour of fun. Probably. The Aussie dollar's quite good at the moment. And I have all those things except the one that really matters...

I wonder if I could get a job with R* assassinating everyone who gave up info about or lied about being in GTA V. The Twitter posts, anyway. I have no problem with some internet riffraff digging up info about it from who-knows-where. But anyway, this is a pretty solid chunk of info, I'm pretty happy with it.

From what I understand, the entire map looks like Alderney Industrial and South Bohan. Ghetto.

sorry man, i got distracted by the big titties... how did i miss that... It was a sweet rack.

It appears they've handled it better in this case.

So did you.

That explains the eye bar. I now have 40,000 eyeballs being shipped to a random location in Liverpool. Find them. Also, breasts acknowledged, seal of approval granted, et cetera, et cetera.

Put on that mask and serenade me with your guitar. Now.

I want all doors shut and under the watch of my armed guards at all times, Viceman, you know that. As punishment, your back door will now remain open to anyone who wishes to use it for the rest of the week, even Demon. I expect my laws to be enforced in the most violent way possible, and you have failed me. Perhaps being violated by the annoying Swede will encourage you to work harder.