Massacre

I know, what a fucking shyster, right? Ripoff.

Sorry, can't vote. I have to go out and be a horrible monster, then later I have to be a goddamn abomination, and then an atrocious beast around 7. If I ever need to be a caring considerate person for anything, I'll be sure and vote or donate money or some stupid shit. Ironically, I'd probably give you a pity vote if I didn't have to go through the trouble to register.

This is the TV in my new place up in Mordor.

It's ok, Massacre's still working his way through central Siberia at the moment. And once he's done there he's off on a tour promoting peace across Egypt, Libya, Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran. So you're quite safe... for a few weeks anyway. *Returns to the forums* *Replaces armored gas mask with leisure gas mask* Now, what's all this about?

That too. As a matter of fact, I don't think they listed any American currency on that site, so I was in the clear to begin with.

I love diseased pigeons, they're so cute and cuddly. Also tasty. Aww, we have the same eyes.

Of course I brought food and clothing to a homeless shelter. Have you ever seen the look on a homeless person's face when you're wearing eight sweaters and eating a bucket of KFC in front of them? Fucking priceless.

And I'm American, so I buy chips, not crisps (and fries, not chips).

*Pretends to feel guilty for being that evil* *Stifles laughter*

Gaming company? Hire me as a writer, I might be able to motivate myself if there's actual money involved. Shit, if this place pulled in any money, we'd have a webcomic by now. But, as it stands, we're just going to have to wait on a GTA V announcement to excite my genitals.

Okay, here's the plan: We both go out and find a girl that fits with the other person's taste in women. We knock them up, break up with them in a brutal and soul-crushing manner, and we each go and console the one we didn't impregnate, and because women are stupid and emotional, they fall in "love" with us. Voila, lonely pregnant girl.

It's cool, I can take him. We can still make this happen. I gotta admit, Marn, I really like your site layout. That shit is clean.

*Hopes pregnantandalone.com is real, and a dating site*

lol, this got downvoted. Win.

I'm willing to accept that if R* won't tell me something, I don't need to know it yet. No reason to dig anything up.

We need sorting beyond notes. My entire inventory is a wreck, and it's especially frustrating to sift through my items because the scroll wheel on my mouse is janky and I have to actually click the scroll bar on my Pip-Boy. Every section needs sub-folders.

I miss my dart gun so fucking bad...

^ What they said. I would fuck the shit out of that sexy-ass website.

The Black Widow perk and, what is it, Chez la Femme? You know, the lesbian one, have worked out incredibly well for my female character. She doesn't have to do shit.

lol

Envy ftw.

I still have a group of files saved at the start of each stage of the game, so if I want to play a specific set of missions, I can go right to them instead of starting a new game.

[bunch of emoticons] Finally!

That's yet another guy I would stab to death in broad daylight if I ever encountered him.

They certainly went with the right one. Third one looks like it's for a steakhouse... Last one looks like a 70's cop show.