Massacre

I got nothin' else to bitch about, then. Unless you think I could talk Psy into buying a hooker for me.

There were minor things in each game. They mentioned San Andreas on the radio in Vice City, there was the pager message in GTA III where Ray mentioned Miami, and there was a flyer for Pirates in Men's Pants (Treasure Island) laying around somewhere in GTA III. It just happened that no one picked up on it until after the games came out. They mentioned Vice City pretty often in IV, that combined with the hints from the last trilogy supports the theory that they'll do the LC/VC/SA thing again. And the picture under the Liberty City poster has already been confirmed as the poster for the Viagra parody in the game.

Tinfoil has a lot of uses.

And the emoticons from the old forums, please. Unless I forgot something, that and what QD said about the double-post thing is all I need.

^ Apparently that was my trigger phrase, I'm in a rapey mood now. I wonder if there are still attractive women at the bar this time of night. I know there are still rapables at the clubs, but I'll be damned if I'm going to put on a nice shirt just to go rape someone.

They still have shops that just sell hats? Holy shit.

Mmm, Asians...

*Stabs Marney in the neck* Yeah, QD, I would have gladly traded multiplayer in for more single player content. Multiplayer wasn't even fun for me. I never did any deathmatches, but I couldn't do any other mode without some cunt trying to turn it into a deathmatch.

And nothing helps you sort your shit out like recovering from a brutal rape. It really puts things in perspective.

Saints Row 2 has taunts and compliments, but I'm guessing R* wouldn't want to hear the never-ending stream of shit about how they stole the idea from Saints Row. I doubt they would have put taunts in the game in the first place. It would be a good idea for multiplayer, at least.

That part of the game really did suck. I think the turf wars are the only thing Saints Row did better than San Andreas.

The one character I have in the Madre right now didn't pick ED-E up. I'll do a speed run some time this weekend to see if my little eyebot buddy goes ballistic on me.

Either darken the badges or lighten the dark blue on the forums, and the GTA-SanAndreas era badges would look great.

I don't really care about my rep count, you know that. In fact I'm quite curious to see what happens if it reaches -100. Insta-ban. You hit -100, you get an insta-ban, but are still able to be downvoted. If you hit -1000, you lose your home and car, and at -10000, you cease to exist.* *Existence destruction ray courtesy of Warlord Industries. Tits, indeed. That Elsa is a "fly bitch," as the blacks would say. And I'm not pre-ordering at all. I've finally decided that I'm just not excited enough about this game to buy it on release day. I'll be waiting on a substantial price drop before I buy it.

Kind of a toss-up between Thompson and Pachter as to who's most deserving of death by firing squad. And by "firing squad" I mean thirty guys firing flaming arrows into them.

He's got a point, I'm one hell of a life coach.

It's not like I did it. I don't recall voting you down at all yet.

Let's bring back that shit from '05 where everyone had their own special button. Fuck it, let's just bring back 2005 altogether. And 2004. And 2006, now that I think about it. Not 2007, though. Fuck that year.

If you think a month is bad, try waiting for three. You're actually lucky you got it late.

One of my more recent kills was an elderly Italian tailor. Before I killed him, he begged me to allow his legacy to live on, and so I learned all he could teach me of his life's work. I keep his preserved head on a plaque mounted over the antique sewing machine I found in the apartment he had above his shop.

Yeah, I've got them. I meant to send them back sooner, but I went ahead and used strands of baby intestine to embroider your name in them. Surprise!

lol, -60.

I actually made it to the Tesla-Beaton Prototype before I died, but I didn't have any ammo for it. Forgot it takes Electron Charge Packs. Probably wouldn't have done much anyway, I've never bothered with putting points in energy weapons. And it would have been a real bitch to fight my way through Vault 34 at that level. Definitely would've had to steer clear of the Overseer.

That scene never even happened. Disappointing.

Yeah, it's easy. That's why I'm putting so many restrictions on that file. I only use the weapons I listed, despite the vast amount of Rad-X and Radaway I'm finding, I never drink irradiated water, and while there's a large herd of bighorners near the safehouse I downloaded, I won't kill them. Rather, I find myself frequently protecting them from the Centaurs that wander out of their nearby spawn point. I'm not even touching the main quests, I got up to the point where I need to go to Boulder City and just gave up on the main story to do all the side quests and find all the locations. A word of advice: Don't go to the crashed vertibird at level 8. Ouch...