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  1. Massacre
    Having now played Max Payne 3, I must amend that. Max Payne 3 is a big fucking brick of C4, stuck to the side of a preschool. But it's still no nuke.
  2. Massacre
    Yeah they would. Any convention can use whatever footage they want for promos.
  3. Massacre
    Darwin, Mystique, Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. James McAvoy was a terrible Xavier, Michael Fassbender was a brilliant younger Magneto (more like Magneto than Ian McKellen was, but I'll be damned if I'm going to fault Sir Ian McKellen). Michael Fassbender and Hugh Jackman's cameo were the only good things about that movie. Horrendous disrespect for the source material. It was Marvel's Batman Returns. Shit, Wolverine was more true to the comics than First Class was.
  4. Massacre
    The irony here would be overwhelming if your statement were actually valid.
  5. Massacre
    What a waste of resources.
  6. Massacre
    Not a bad idea, really. *Gets squirt gun* Let's fuck shit up!
  7. Massacre
    I would imagine they would say something soon if there were going to be a sequel, since Ruffalo was pretty well received.
  8. Massacre
    All the recent Marvel movies have a sequel in the works, except the Hulk. WHY NO HULK?
  9. Massacre
    Oh, I definitely agree on Fox fucking everything up. Fixed the list and forgot to mention that.
  10. Massacre
    Fixed. Also, The Incredible Hulk - 2008 + Thor - 2011 + Captain America - 2011 + The Avengers - 2012 ++ There's a shit ton more to go on that list (The Losers, Kick-Ass, Hellboy, etc.), but this list covers the heavy hitters.
  11. Massacre
    No, comic movies are mostly shit, they've only recently started doing them properly. Batman Begins and Iron Man were the first ones that were done right, and I love The Dark Knight as much as anyone, but Watchmen is the best comic book movie made thus far. Respect the source material. Some of this shit (Wolverine, X-Men: First Class, etc.) is like the people making it have never touched a comic book in their lives. It's pathetic.
  12. Massacre
    I hadn't thought about that. They'll likely never notice the game is missing. The issue, however, is that without my noble crusade to motivate me, I probably won't feel like going out again.
  13. Massacre
    I realize I'm seen as something of an unsavory character around here - *Throws blanket over pile of severed limbs* - but I am a man of honor. I would like to not fuck this girl out of a few dollars, while at the same time not fucking her at all. You're shocked, I know. Also, if I'm going back to buy IV, I might as well get this thing sorted, anyway.
  14. Massacre
    They need to make up for letting a shitty company get its hands on their IP. There's a Daredevil reboot in the works, and I imagine we'll get a Fantastic Four reboot at some point, too. Gotta make up for your fuck-ups. Comic book movies deserve better, and they're finally starting to do them right.
  15. Massacre
    As it turns out, they forgot to charge me for Crysis 2. Now I must decide between going back and paying for a game I'm just going to return in a few days, or letting some poor girl have $16 taken out of her paycheck. Curse my honorable nature, it's so fucking tedious at times. Edit: I might just take it back and not even bother playing it, then buy IV.
  16. Massacre
    Beat both, figured I wouldn't be replaying either one any time soon, so I returned them. Now I have Crysis 2. Buying pre-owned games and returning them is my rental system.
  17. Massacre
    Returned MP3 and Uncharted 3 today bought some other shit, forgot to get IV. Because I'm retarded. Ffs, the girl at the register even suggested I look around to find something to spend the rest of my refund on.
  18. Massacre
    That made me laugh. Fuck. *Reluctantly gives rep*
  19. Massacre
    It's all multiplayer, isn't it? If not, I'm probably going to regret having returned it today. Meh, I'm going to re-purchase once it hits < $20 pre-owned, anyway.
  20. Massacre
    http://www.igta5.com...tion=boardrules No idea why it says otherwise.
  21. Massacre
    All I had to do was give him an address. And not even my address. I must be an epic negotiator.
  22. Massacre
    I'll start derailing topics to talk to you about shit, should re-Americanize my lingo.
  23. Massacre
    I've been using a lot of Brit slang lately. I blame 'you lot,' you specifically excluded. I call people tossers all the time.
  24. Massacre
    Nope. I might swing by Gamestop over the weekend and pick it up. If I can actually play, I'm sure you lot will enjoy having someone reliable sign up for these things.
  25. Massacre
    *Returns Uncharted 3, gets GTA IV Complete Edition* *Internet is still shit* Fuck.