Massacre

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  1. I finally got this. Bought it alongside Uncharted 3 and LA Noire on Sunday, just wrapped it up. Holy fuck, this game was awesome. The final chapter, in the airport, was fucking brilliant - epic every step of the way. I even accidentally got a trophy because I wanted to hear all the dialogue before shooting a certain asshole in the face, and didn't get the chance to pull the trigger. Not sure if I had the option to shoot the last guy or not.
  2. And the t-shirt. Was talking to Dup, he got them when he received Claude. But, fuck you too.
  3. Claude was a sound investment. Also, fuck you for getting those GTA III stickers. I didn't.
  4. I would rather see Spider-Man than anything that has any connection to Marky Mark. He's lucky The Other Guys was good, and that was because of Will Ferrell. Also, I would never pay to see a comedy in a theatre. I don't need to listen to a bunch of other assholes laughing. I can wait.
  5. Dude, they're goblins. Goblins are supposed to be short.
  6. How big are they? They look way too big.
  7. Fair warning: you won't. For GTA V, anyway. R*, perhaps.
  8. They do other games at conventions, but not GTA. The portable titles are the exception to that.
  9. Massacre

    Uncharted Series

    Well, that's that wrapped up. That was pretty fucking epic, and the 'final boss' was more fun and more satisfying than 2's was. Unfortunately, the feel of the last few parts before Iram/all those other names makes me want a Skyrim-esque game set in the Middle East (pre-firearm days). So, thanks, Naughty Dog, for making me want things that don't exist. Bloody brilliant other than that, though.
  10. If someone lets their child play GTA, they have no right to complain about the game's content and, for the same reason, any complains they may have are invalid. If they don't have kids in the first place, they need to just shut the fuck up and mind their own business.
  11. Massacre

    Uncharted Series

    Nope. Currently doing the gear puzzle in Yemen, just after entering the well. Edit: Okay, now I'm tripping.
  12. Massacre

    Uncharted Series

    Picked this up yesterday. Got to Gamestop and they had a buy 2, get 1 free deal on used games, so I also picked up Max Payne 3 and LA Noire, because why not? Started with this one. I'm going to guess I'm about halfway through the part in Syria, just past being attacked by the fuckers with rpgs. No idea how far into the actual game that is. Enjoying the melee combat and stealth stuff (I'm melee'ing my way through a lot of fights), though the stealth is fucking up fairly often, which frustrates me. It's taking me a while to get used to the climbing, Assassin's Creed spoiled me and this feels sluggish at the moment. The France part was brilliant, escaping the burning castle was nothing short of epic.
  13. Make an ornate Roman chariot. You said vehicle, after all, not automobile. Or a Viking longboat. There, there's two non-cliched vehicles, neither one a boring-ass car.
  14. Everyone in that thread is fucking retarded, and that guy's claims are complete bullshit.
  15. If we're talking about epic Christian Bale movies - The Prestige. Although, most of the epicness comes from David Bowie playing Nikola Tesla.
  16. Why would the people that don't want to waste time on a pointless feature have to put in a cheat just so people that don't mind annoying, tedious bullshit can do said annoying, tedious bullshit?
  17. Works for me. I stab slowly, though. I like to watch the anguish spread across their face instead of watching shock appear suddenly.
  18. Dude, you can't throw down American Psycho, we already brofisted. There is nothing more bro-like we can do, short of beating up hookers together.
  19. QD. *Brofist* There aren't many people that are bigger than Tom Hardy (in terms of muscle, not height) that are good actors.
  20. Batman is a vigilante, not a superhero. Superheroes have powers, Batman is just rich as fuck.
  21. I just think, based on the few things I've seen her in, that she's going to be borderline campy, like, Eartha Kitt, Julie Newmar campy. She's a pretty awful actress. Havoc is the only thing I've seen that she was decent in. Tom Hardy, however, has Bane down pretty well. I'm glad they went with a real actor and not the first bodybuilder or wrestler they found (see: Batman and Robin).