Massacre

Inception bored me. There was not a single part of that movie that entertained me in any way. Also, sorted spoiler business. Pretty obvious what the spoiler was, Marn. You dumb honky.

Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

Have the guts to play, don't have the interest to even see how big the file is. Also, you shouldn't play this if you haven't heard of Slenderman before. It will be much less enjoyable than if you read about him first.

No premier in France?! That's it. *Grabs guns, charters plane to Paris*

That mask is terrible. You would have no peripheral vision in that thing. If you attack more than one person while wearing that, you might as well hit yourself on the back of the head with the table lamp, save Victim #2 the trouble.

What a fucking shock. http://gma.yahoo.com/james-holmes-suspected-aurora-shooter-inspired-batman-182624012--abc-news-movies.html Literally facepalmed at this part: Perhaps actually watching the movie would be a good idea?

It ends with Bane raping and murdering Bruce and becoming the new Batman, with Alfred as Robin. And yes, Robin wears those little green shorts.

Peds pull out cell phones and call 911 in IV. You can delay or even avoid a wanted level by leaving the area quickly enough or finding the ped on their phone and interrupting them.

Not gay enough.

Just because you have issues with Saints Row 2 and 3 being unrealistic, doesn't mean they aren't great games. Both games are very fun, despite their admittedly weak stories.

Scroll up.

Bologna sandwiches ftw.

How would being robbed in GTA ever work or make sense? You're armed to the teeth and have five times the health of any NPC.

They didn't announce the 360 Dawnguard release date until 4 days before it came out. Give it time, negro.

You can get Vanilla Coke from a cow?

No I didn't. Black Widow has never been worthy of a mention in any film she has done. She is a horrible, horrible actress. She has a lovely arse, though.

Batman and Wolverine work for Alfred, then Batman wants to do his own thing and ends up in a magic war with Wolverine and Alfred. Wolverine enlists the help of Ziggy Stardust (the Spiders from Mars are nowhere to be found), and that's when shit gets awesome, and there are lots of hats. Then, at the end, you find out Alfred was just trying to make Wolverine feel better when he said some shit earlier in the movie, and the shit goes down with Batman and Wolverine.

Banned.

Right, was going to take a couple pics... Here, check out the shit camera on my phone. Notice the pixelation does not extend past his crotch. That is because his penis is very small. I blew up a car. With a chainsaw. Also, I am amazed by my nipples.

Hey, did you ever see The Prestige? I told you see it ages ago. See it. Bowie as Tesla. David Motherfucking Bowie as Nikola Goddamn Tesla. It is the greatest thing ever.

That's how I do it.

Plus, this way, I can focus on the badassery instead of her being hot.

I should take a shot of mine. He is epic. *Turns on PS3*

Michonne isn't very attractive in the comics, anyway. Also, this chick looks pretty badass and angry. I'm a fan.