Massacre

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  1. This shit just keeps getting bumped...
  2. I found this amusing, but I couldn't 'like' it because I don't like how fucked we are once the trailer drops.
  3. We should go back under British rule. Then, I can flee to any any country in the EU and not deal with a bunch of paperwork.
  4. I would take a scavenger hunt over having to figure out an actual puzzle.
  5. I ignored the '1337' and just went to the status updates from around the time of the last contest.
  6. *Suspends all other participants until the contest ends* Flying dildo, you shall become a reality...
  7. Leave it as one country, but let each state govern itself, no overall government. We don't need a government to be united.
  8. Your grandmother is not an attractive woman... ... On topic, it wouldn't make any difference to me if it were re-released next-gen, since it would take Fallout 4 or GTA VI to make me cough up for a new console. Maybe Saints Row 4. Maybe. Edit: Fuck that, I only play Fallout on PC nowadays.
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    Fallout

    If it weren't for the lazy beard that looks like half a paper plate wrapped around his face, that last one would hardly be recognizable as being from New Vegas. With the right ENB settings, a custom outfit, and a visit to the Rift. you could make a pretty decent Fallout 4 fake using Skyrim. Or even New Vegas, really.
  10. It invokes memories of Reservoir Dogs. Mr. Blonde Trevor is going to have a good time within the next 10 minutes or so.
  11. Would be possible on PC, but they wouldn't make enough money on a PC-exclusive version for it to be worth the effort.
  12. About 200 years late for that shit. There never should have been a federal government, and people are just now figuring it out. Guess what? Too fucking late. Everyone is fucked.
  13. There hasn't been any good music in about 15 years, so expect a sub-par soundtrack.
  14. You ever played a game where certain music plays when you're about to enter combat, or while trying to be stealthy, or whatever? It builds tension, or excitement, or whatever you're meant to be feeling at that point in the game. It's another tool Rockstar is using to make their game more cinematic and more immersive. Max Payne 3 and Red Dead Redemption both did it, if I remember correctly.
  15. I don't get the praise for IV's driving. I have never played a game with worse handling. Almost every car in IV had the handling of a tanker driving on ice, and felt just as slow. I dunno about the rest of you, but I would like to be able to make a 20mph turn, or gently nudge the analog stick while driving off-road - without spinning out of control. I want to feel like I'm driving to my destination, not crawling through mud. If there was something special I needed to do - like holding down a secret 'don't handle like shit' button - I never heard anything about it.
  16. It just happens sporadically with mobile users. Happens to me from time to time.
  17. Hey look, wallpapers. First one is obviously real artwork, second one is a random jewelry store interior.
  18. Trevor has a tattoo on his knuckles that says 'you.' Clearly the other hand says 'Good day to.' Or maybe it's 'fuck'... The other tattoo on his hand is a flaming skull, and the 'cut here' tattoo on his neck is visible in this screen.