Massacre

Successfully sneaking into melee range and speaking to someone catches them off guard, allowing you to rob, disarm, and/or convince them to surrender, to bypass combat entirely.

45 days. Hyped as FUCK.

My first 18 hours with the game will consist of assigning my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. and creating my character. Jawline is important.

https://bethesda.net/#en/events/game/fallout-4s-character-system/2015/09/24/31

AVE, TRUE TO CAESAR.

Flying Canadian crotch.

A mission creator. Literally the only worthwhile thing they could do, at this point. And they won't do it.

Time to make a deathmatch that places narrow bridges between skyscrapers. Melee only.

Again, I'm sorry for your loss. She slays mice in Valhalla, tonight.

Sorry about your cat, bOnEs. From what I've heard over the years, she's been a great pet and friend.

Fuck GTA, nigga, UPDATE US ON YOUR CAT.

I would be so turned on, if Firm arranged that garden himself.

I would rather go to the zoo.

Seek weed instead of viewing the game. Weed hunt is more fun than any sporting event.

I'm assuming none of these events will be doable alone. No use to me, just like the rest of the game.

The miracle drug marijuana would've told you what the correct spelling was.

I swear, they're starting to believe their own bullshit. No story mode DLC, and GTA VI is no less than five years away, guaranteed. Nothing they could ever possibly do with GTAO makes this acceptable.

You just started doing shit to your current car. Don't pull an Ace on us.

You never break in a door with your shoulder. That's day one shit. You kick the door in, making sure you kick as close to the doorknob as possible. Yes, that is why your shoulders hurt.

I wrote a short story about a zombie outbreak in my town, for my high school creative writing class, filled with real names and genuine survival tips. My teacher said it was brilliant. Six of my classmates reported me to the principal. All in all, a success.

No one takes my knife from me. Also, I was never that fat. That kid doesn't need to dip into his food supply until season 3.

I guess I could level my secondary character. The only vehicles I want are heist vehicles that I haven't unlocked. Pretty useless, to me.

Now all they need to do is add some vehicles that I actually want.

Nigga, you have a Twitter account. As evidenced by her tweet, she has absolutely nothing to do with Fallout, so let's get back on topic.

Formerly known as Zidane, of GTA-Gaming. You may have seen her in male form, adorned with assorted GTA-related merchandise. That image has been floating around our forums for years because it's hilarious.