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Fallout doesn't have a social fanbase like GTA. If Fallout "fans" do get together, it's only the vocal minority. Case in point: NMA. I just get my news from Twitter.

The guys at NMA are twats. Most of their members have a permanent vendetta against any Bethesda-made Fallout. I thought I'd be done with this a few years ago, but I'll say it again: Anyone who thinks Fallout could have stayed a top-down, turn-based rpg and still been good or successful is a moron with glued-on nostalgia goggles. Learn trends, learn the industry. There's a reason a Wasteland sequel took 26 years and was purely crowdfunded.

When do we get custom dildos?

I accept reimbursement in the form of sexual favors and/or baked goods. Bring that beard over here, Dup...

THIS IS THE BEST THING. Available exclusively at Target November 10th. Really sucks it's not available now, because I don't have a Target in my town, so I'm going to have to make a side trip to get it. Wish I could just grab it ahead of time.

Driving the new cars feels like GTA IV. They handle like absolute shit, is what I'm saying.

Apparently the new masks are disappearing from people's inventory randomly. Do not purchase masks until a hotfix has been released.

Halloween content sounds like it'll be even more my thing than lowriders. Already made one slasher DM. I suppose I should see what else I can come up with. How high does attendance get, on crew nights? Maximum. I feel like trying to accommodate 30 players makes some of my jobs suffer, so I'd rather limit them to the maximum number of people that would be playing on a crew night.

I like how a logo from the "surprise" Halloween DLC is on bOnEs' shirt. Nicely done, Rockstar.

If people want it that bad, it can be modded in, anyway. There's a mod that adds 4-player online co-op to Skyrim.

I'll probably end up doing them with randoms. Don't have it in me to bother people and ask them to give me a hand, especially when I don't know who has and hasn't done them already. The first mission (which you're forced to do with randoms, anyway) went alright. I wasn't responsible for any of the failures, at least. Also, that is a damn fine Primo.

Too many photos incoming. Primo: Moonbeam: My pride and joy: Edit: Three more, because I love my Voodoo's paintjob.

Todd Howard doesn't fancy himself a "rockstar." He's a story driven RPG nerd, and he knows that. Now, if he ever steps down so some new blood can take over, we're fucked.

"Money ftw" isn't a style that Bethesda has any use for. Unlike GTA, their single player stories have longevity, replayability, and are open to heavy modding. If they do an online Fallout, it won't be Bethesda, it'll be Zenimax, who made TESO, and that will let us know to avoid it.

Hallowed Ground 2-30 players Deathmatch A freak accident and sudden storm have stranded you in a cemetery. Something about the storm has you feeling on edge... as does that noise you just heard. http://rsg.ms/acc6483 An attempt at a horror-esque DM. Filled the cemetery with trees and such, so it wouldn't just be a boring, open space.

So, all my fucking Snapmatics are gone. Anyone else run into this problem?

I don't know who that guy bouncing the Chino is, but he is the best part of this screenshot. Also, I'm glad my DM seems to have been liked.

Genuinely didn't expect anyone to enjoy the bike race (especially since it was somehow downvoted without a single play). I liked the route and it fit the theme, so I went for it. My melee DMs are always tough to make, because I like to use scenery, but I also have to make sure it doesn't devolve into a vehicle deathmatch. Also, spawn points. I logged off to make some food and ended up just falling asleep (I was up when the new stuff launched, and had been awake for over 24 hours). Hopefully the update will keep you guys busy for the rest of the week, because I genuinely did want to join tonight. At the very least, I'd like to do the new missions and maybe heist for lowrider funds with some of you.

That was quick.

The real "fuck you" there is that Benny has a fucking Peyote in his garage. Always the cocktease, Rockstar.

FINALLY.

My Primo is fucking gone (nice job, Rockstar). I have to start over from scratch.

So... you niggas wanna do some heists this week, so we can pay for all this shit?

Reasonable. I'm not in yet, but I assume the mods cost the same as a white baby on the black market.