Massacre

Liberty City waste management, lacking any kind of city dump, simply moves the garbage to places it's less likely to be noticed.

Uneventful. She doesn't respond to a tweet unless it's praising her. Delusions of relevance will do that to a person.

Father of the year. Not sarcasm.

Waking up hungover and surrounded by corpses? Welcome to my world.----------------------- I think I'm about to get into my first Twitter war. At least it's for a righteous cause.

Just put a sign next to it that says "FUCK YO SIGN"

The only way I get a chance to heist at all is if Rockstar does another round of double payouts. *Chances topic title to "Why can't you heist?"*

Fallout has options. The choices you make in Skyrim have almost zero effect on the rest of the game.

Homosexuality and excluding people is what iGTA is all about.

[Freebird softly plays in the background]

Make a humidor.

It's just starting before The Walking Dead, it's not really supposed to be anything different, overall. After a few seasons, it'll just be The Walking Dead, in a desert. Which I'm fine with.

Worth a shot because it's open-world. I don't expect much. MGS is one of those series that doesn't really have a good reason for being so popular, but the fanbase is so loyal that it's still successful, no matter what.

Hey, Graffiti's still alive. Neat.

Superior.

A white guy stealing a black guy's bike. That's a new one.

Cortana repulses me. She's been leading Master Chief on for years. They both know they can never fuck.

Your co-workers know you well.

My vault has evolved to the point of selective breeding. Only my best and brightest are allowed to reproduce. My weakest dwellers are being sent into the wastes unarmed; they either meet success or die. Survival of the fittest.

I'm currently at 40 dwellers. Had an incident Sunday, in which I opened the game and found that all of my food and water were gone, and every dweller was at 60% health with radiation poisoning. Not sure what happened (can raiders attack when you're not even playing?), but we sorted it, and I managed to squeeze out a 74% rating from my dwellers.

Female children take the father's last name, male children take the mother's. Not sure if they'll inbreed or not, but I figured I'd use this naming process to make it easier, if they don't. Jericho is dominating the wastes right now. He's just as good in Shelter as he is in Fallout 3.

We should be able to organize raiding parties against other vaults, to pick up the slack in resource production.

Is the game guaranteed to throw you a bone, early on, or did I genuinely get lucky by unlocking Jericho in my second lunchbox? Also, I can't maintain my water supply. Half the women in the vault are pregnant, and these bitches are thirsty.

When I used to grow, I treated my plants better than a normal person would treat their newborn baby. People who intentionally grow shitty weed for a quick profit are scum, just like corporate assholes at video game companies who don't care how much a franchise suffers as long as it makes money. I don't believe in getting involved in an industry that doesn't have personal meaning to you.

I suppose I would still have an advantage. There's something ridiculous like a 27% sales tax on weed, in Colorado. People seem more drawn to legal shops than dealers, though.

There goes my business.