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Hallowed Ground 2-30 players Deathmatch A freak accident and sudden storm have stranded you in a cemetery. Something about the storm has you feeling on edge... as does that noise you just heard. http://rsg.ms/acc6483 An attempt at a horror-esque DM. Filled the cemetery with trees and such, so it wouldn't just be a boring, open space.

So, all my fucking Snapmatics are gone. Anyone else run into this problem?

I don't know who that guy bouncing the Chino is, but he is the best part of this screenshot. Also, I'm glad my DM seems to have been liked.

Genuinely didn't expect anyone to enjoy the bike race (especially since it was somehow downvoted without a single play). I liked the route and it fit the theme, so I went for it. My melee DMs are always tough to make, because I like to use scenery, but I also have to make sure it doesn't devolve into a vehicle deathmatch. Also, spawn points. I logged off to make some food and ended up just falling asleep (I was up when the new stuff launched, and had been awake for over 24 hours). Hopefully the update will keep you guys busy for the rest of the week, because I genuinely did want to join tonight. At the very least, I'd like to do the new missions and maybe heist for lowrider funds with some of you.

That was quick.

The real "fuck you" there is that Benny has a fucking Peyote in his garage. Always the cocktease, Rockstar.

FINALLY.

My Primo is fucking gone (nice job, Rockstar). I have to start over from scratch.

So... you niggas wanna do some heists this week, so we can pay for all this shit?

Reasonable. I'm not in yet, but I assume the mods cost the same as a white baby on the black market.

Ghetto Grenadiers 2 to 30 players Team Deathmatch The hood has erupted into a three-way battle of grenades. http://rsg.ms/5301dda Wrong Side of the Tracks 2 to 30 players Last Team Standing The Ballas and the Vagos have been staring at each other from opposite sides of the tracks for too long. http://rsg.ms/b0d0b59 This is my first attempt at a sniper battle. I assume I fucked it up.

Epic, if true. The Joker paint makes me a bit unsure, though. Rockstar typically doesn't make anything that's completely identical to an existing item or entity. There are always subtle differences.

Fallout could benefit from two-player co-op, but anything more than that would be overboard.

This nigga got the lowrider update early and put hydraulics on shit he had no business putting them on.

Shake and Schwag.

Here's what I've made so far. Tacos and Burritos 2 to 30 players GTA Capture Maybe your employers are starting a business, or maybe they're just hungry. All you know is you're stealing taco trucks from the Vagos, and they're not eager to part with them. http://rsg.ms/40d8833 Low Riders, Deep Wounds 2 to 30 players Team Deathmatch The gangs of LS have agreed to a one-day truce, for the sake of a lowrider meet, open to all. No one really expects that to work out. http://rsg.ms/1004fda As is always the case with deathmatches, the spawn points completely fucked me. Signs have been conveniently placed to direct you back to the fight. If you attack someone at one of these out-of-the-way spawn points, you are a bitch. If you get into any of the cars, you are a bitch. Callejón del Diablo 1 to 30 players Lap Race On those slow, boring nights, even the most hardcore gangster might be willing to take a ride up the devil's alley. http://rsg.ms/165bf70 This race was downvoted within an hour of being published. Fuck you, whoever did that.

Cat army grows ever larger.

Do all races need to be lowrider themed? I made a race through Vagos turf with an anal sex joke in the name, but the route is only good for a motorcycle race.

I'm excited for this update, so I'm making some appropriately themed jobs. Will link them here, even if you don't end up needing or using them.

Biker DLC needs crew housing. A fifth property available only to crew leaders, and all cars within are accessible to any crew member of representative rank or higher. Unique housing, not just more apartments. The Asylum MC owns everything east of the LS river. We need a bar and garage with the crew emblem on it, so everyone will know. And biker shit in general, so we can bring the crew out of retirement. At this rate, we'll need a street gang version of the Asylum, so we can have relevant content for the crew.

Finally getting back to fun shit. My character is about as Mexican as you can be without being Pancho Villa, so I'm hyped as fuck for this update. Now maybe a biker update isn't far behind...

I'm still waiting for pictures of Fanboy's sister. Clothing optional.

Federal agencies are no longer allowed to raid shops and dispensaries in legal states. They have to honor the state's laws. That's progress, at least.

Shirtless Firm kissing something cylindrical. Time for photoshop.

The text looks kind of Red Dead-ish. I like it.