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Everything posted by Brian
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So my cousin's husband is from England, and while he had friends from all over the world at the wedding, almost all were from England. Had a blast with them, you guys know how to have a good time across the pond.
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Longer bats out... Something something masturbate...
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Our cricketers probably should stick to masturbating for a while. They don't last long enough with a Broad.
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Fortunately I was bowled out for 37 in Don Bradman Cricket the day before so it wasn't the worst Aussie performance I've seen recently.
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Attending a wedding in an hour, recommend some cocktails to try.
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also. not necessarily true, or at least not in my case... I can go from margaritas to jack n cokes to rum runners no problem...
I would say drink less than four drinks to prevent a hang over
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I had a few White Russians and a few Jack and cokes no problem
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I used to drink some White Russians.... For some reason they can't make them right around here... The milk curdles
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Updated to Windows 10 from 7, I love it so far. No issues, and it's just like 7 with a lot more features.
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ya i should get on that
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My dad got an offer for a free upgrade from 8, that dumb mofo keeps ignoring it.
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I'm not sold on 10 yet.
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So uh, should I ditch Windows 7 for 10?
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What version of windows are you running now?
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Windows 7
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I'd wait a bit, let all the windows 10 issues be found.
If you use wmc don't upgrade, as it cost extra now...
But make sure you upgrade before July next year, otherwise it costs
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Bitches are expensive
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Whores are cheap....
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In all seriousness, all my money goes towards gas. My girlfriend has been amazing.
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Would she give head to all your forum friends?
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Fuck what a great night, I now have a girlfriend.
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An epic origin story is always timeless.
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Fuck tampon shopping. You'll love jewelry shopping.
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I hear the popping of cherries...
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Misquitos need to stop fuckin 'round with my legs
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Oh.
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The blacker the berry the sweeter the fruit.
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The blacker the berry, the sweeter the Jews.
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Speaking of crazy I almost stuck my dick in one but she got mad at me because I mentioned another girl who I hadn't spoken to in months. I've known this girl for four days...
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Well I'm kinda glad she got so mad cause now I know she can't be reasonable during an explanation. Avoided that one like the plague.
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Spring is here again! Reproductive glands!!!
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Should have still stuck your dick in her - crazy chicks are the best in bed!!!
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Only 47 billion dollars in my bank acount And only 47 lamborghinis in my lamborghini account
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are you sure, u look like a little Qdeathstar to me?
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what the nigge.r faggo.t too?
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See me in Lambo. Camel SnapBack Rambo. 500 horses, Django. Two two chicken Nandos.
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