Handsome B Wonderful

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  1. I have to say, the UI is fairly lacklustre, although I'm sure it will improve over time.
  2. I always kill the mechanic after he's delivered my vehicle. I get $30-50 each time, which ends up covering his absurd fees. His Groundhog day of death by crowbar will end when he can deliver a car properly without trying to drive off with my car, or trying to beat me up after I bumped into him because he was taking too long to step away from my car.
  3. With sleuthing skills of that magnitude, you should get a job working on Ancient Aliens.
  4. The lack of animals in GTAO is ridiculous. I'm still waiting for R* to explain why they aren't there. It can't be performance issues, because peds are there. I want to lure noobs into the woods and watch them get picked off by pumas, damn it!
  5. My vault-tec themed Tornado. If we were allowed to have more than 5 crews, I'd start a Fallout crew. Someone here should do it. My Chrome Feltzer. It looks ridiculous, but I still like it. Beautiful scenery, ugly character.
  6. Well la-di-da! Guess who's not getting a ride in my Barbie glam convertible next time we meet in Free roam?
  7. The ladies love some Ming. I forgot I had guyliner on, so that probably explains why he looked that way. Now that I got rid of that shit, I think he looks more like Agent 47. I think it's a shame that makeup, beards, and hairstyles affect the look of your character more than the character creator does. Finally found a Sultan. Modded it a bit. Rally car fun times, here I come
  8. Fricken baldness glitch. I'm sick of looking like Ming the Merciless! I couldn't find a pic of my dude bald, but you can see what I mean.
  9. Decided to go for a bit of a tour of some of the areas I don't frequent much, seeing as there wasn't a lot of people on tonight. My first stop was Mirror Park. Found this playground with no kids. I tried the slide, but nothing happened. The view from the park. Stranger Danger!!!! No wonder there are no kids around. This sick bastard is hanging around the playground stealing them. It took 5 punches, and he kept running away, but justice is served. Damn immigrants and their child-stealing ways. When not dishing out justice to suss-looking park dwellers, I'm taking pics of my newly modded cars. Stuff saving up for a Cheetah, I've started work on my Issi "hot hatch". It handles like crap, and I barely noticed any increase in speed, but that $50000+ I spent on upgrades for it was money well spent... I also started modding my Tornado. Looks-wise, it's probably my favourite car in the game. One of those rare moments when I remember to take a photo in my garage. That's Zenator.
  10. last night, I picked off 3 of them with my sniper rifle while they were trying to get Vicey's bounty. Was fun.
  11. I hate the inconsistencies in racing. Someone taps me, and I go spinning out, yet if I ram them, it just pushes them further ahead. Not that I ever do that on purpose, unless the other person has been a complete douche ramming people the entire race. Also, I'm sick of other people abusing the gay arse catchup setting by passing me as I enter the last turn, even though I've been leading the whole race, and they've been driving like a drunk hillbilly. It happens all the fucking time. I rarely join sessions where the catchup setting is turned off. Which reminds me. The sooner R* introduce some kind of Gentleman's Racing Club or something, the better. Bump another racer 3 times, and you get a 5 second penalty, bump someone 5 times and you get an automatic DNF. Drive into oncoming traffic like a fucking clown sandwich, and you get kicked from the session. Repeatedly do these things, and you get a bad sport rating. Better still, introduce these rules for normal racing, and let all the dickheads ram each other in GTA races to their heart's content. . In a perfect world, everyone would drive like Kuz. Even though I'd never win a race, at least I wouldn't be yelling at my tv like a crazy person.
  12. haha. That's actually the headquarters for baseball in my state. And don't laugh at Australian baseball. We got the silver medal at the 2004 olympics competition. The one the US didn't even qualify for. Seriously, though. I miss baseball at the olympics.
  13. Pfft, you call that a baseball park? Edit: damn photo won't add to my post from my phone. Wait, yes it did. Baseball, Brisbane Australia style. This park is about 2 minutes walk from my workplace
  14. Oh lawd jesus, that creation system looks great. So many different looking Khajiit.
  15. Every second post could be a Dio video and I wouldn't care I'm looking forward to the new Ihsahn album. I'm also looking very much forward to seeing Nile and The Faceless next month. I just recently got into The Faceless. Their latest album is pretty neato. Oh yeah, Analog, I've heard almost all of those albums you listed, and I enjoy them a lot, especially Blotted Science and Obscura. Apparently, there are Slayer-branded sunglasses and ski goggles coming out. I was disappointed they didn't look like Kerry's here Or here. So metal If I could get those glasses in GTAO, I'd be so happy Btw, if anyone uses Spotify regularly to listen to metal, let me know so I can follow your playlists.
  16. I have 6 vehicles atm Bati (shit goes fast when heavily modded. I've killed myself a few times) Gauntlet Phoenix (people seem to dislike it. It got blown up 3 times yesterday) Fusilade (great car, but I'm selling it when I get a Carbonizzare) Elegy RH8 (rarely use it. I will sink it to bottom of the ocean at some point) Surfer (slow but fun. It's not something I'll want to keep forever) I only see myself keeping the Phoenix and Bati long term.
  17. Started work on the mystery machine. I haven't decided if I want to leave it the way it is, or chuck a lighter shade of blue on it. I'm dressed as shaggy. I had a pretty boring session today. I tried to accept Dio's invite, but it wouldn't let me join.
  18. lol, why not just sell it? Or is it not possible to? I plan on getting rid of mine once I have enough money to buy a Carbonizzare. I love that thing.
  19. Unless you count Mr raspberry jam. I'm more perturbed by the lack of animals in gtao
  20. Invited Bones to my/his apartment. I'm looking all squinty. I'm loving the glass roof on my new phoenix. I bought my first boat. It's not that fast, but it still got the lady. Who I proceeded to leave stranded on a deserted beach on the east coast.
  21. Me and Dio. Chuter brothers. Vice, Mercy and me shopping Great shot of the city BLOCKED. Thanks, mercy.
  22. Feel free to borrow my crew's titles. They rank from least to most threatening. John Farnham Harold Bishop Ben Cousins Mr Kelly Alf Stewart Chopper Reed Hando Ivan Milat Julia Gillard Max Rockatansky
  23. I'm sick of respawning enemies in certain missions, especially ones in vehicles. I know it's supposed to make things a bit harder when playing as a group, but when you're trying to make a getaway in a slow car, have half a bar of health, and every single opponent has the ability to kill you in 2 shots from their car, it can make things really frustrating. Just send 4-5 cars, and once they are dealt with, let us go. I'd rather there be a penalty for taking too long to finish a mission (receive less money) than have to constantly buy ammo/armour to replay the same mission over and over because the a.i aim is cheese. The missions I've seen so far that are the best example of this are Meth'd Up and the one where you have to rescue Leroy. Fuck Leroy