GunSmith

Indeed. Not by much, though.

The 'Stang is the least attractive muscle car out there. There, I said it. *sits down*

If you're okay with answering, what exactly is your budget for this epic excursion, Anal?

God, that looks so fuckin' great...Can't wait to wear it on a jacket.

They're pretty common by Sandy Shores and the northern coast of the Alamo Sea. Drive other vans out there to increase the chance of it spawning. Good luck. May you start some LSD-fueled hippie adventures soon.

That line gives it detail; I vote we oughta keep it.

^^^ As an ugly 15-year-old, I resent that.

Bring his tail down and it'll be menacing as fuck.

Every Mustang made after 1978 has been "meh".

If you believe that a cruise is a good way to travel several locations in a short period of time, then your definition of "travel" is more fucked-up than you are. The only thing you'll be traveling and experiencing is a furnished metal tube made for decadent, gullible whites.

I haven't felt this kind of hype since July/August.

Holy fuckin' self-contradiction, Batman.

No shit? You must tell me about this experience sometime, Qdpie.

Don't knock it 'til you taste it.

CORNWALL. YES. Go there.

I can't fathom what stake you'd have in lesbian biplanes.

God, I've seen so many spots just waiting to be torn up by a DM...You can see so much more when you're looking from the air.

You can create Races, DMs, and probably LTSs, according to the Online gameplay video. Missions aren't likely to be creatable, but I'd love it if they were. ==== I reckon we'll be seeing filters added to the still photos in the camera once the upgrades to Snapmatic roll out.

Oh, right. Eat all kinds of shit that's not Mickey D's. Ask what food a person's town/region/city is famous for. They'll be too happy to tell you. Eat lots of shit, so long as it's in your budget.

Save for that last "shit that can kill you" bit, still a place I'd thrive in. Isn't the rest of the country full of shit that can kill you, too?

Really? Nothing? Sounds like my kind of place. Backpack across Australia.

Are you fucking shittin' me, kenny?

Why would you keep him from it? The war stories he'd share upon his return would be golden. Anal: -You have to go to Nice. Do it in the summer. -If you find yourself in Italy, avoid the north (unless you really like white people and mountains) and stick to the southern coastline. -Istanbul (not Constantinople) is cool as fuck. -The Dutch are immensely nice people. -Keep two wallets on hand: one full of a small amount of money and the stock photo that came with it, and the other full of the rest of your money. Should you get mugged (being a Jew, it's pretty likely -- we make easy targets, been that way for millennia), give them the fake wallet and they'll probably be satisified. Keep the fake wallet in your ass pocket, the real one in a front pocket. -If you cross France, don't go to the restaurants within a mile of the Eiffel Tower. They're for gullible tourists and probably serve reheated frozen food at a ridiculous markup. Ask the oldest guy you see to tell you where he eats. -Poles are batshit crazy. -Don't backpack across Europe. Thousands of white guys have done it before you. It's no longer cool and it's no longer life-affirming, not to mention it's very unoriginal. Dare to be different: backpack across Asia or Australia instead.

Looks like a dog with a milkstache.