ViceMan

I'm seriously pissed off with all this past generation characters talk. They won't be returning. Now fuck off.

GTA games have a tendancy to allow you to explore any place you can see.

The guy doesn't look black to me.

I guess i'm the only one sticking to the old skin. Oh well I like being different.

As long as the protagonist has a stuntman who comes in and does everything for him. And if Stallone is anything to go by, gets killed in an explosion.

What the fuck, GAME are saying my order has been shipped. The game doesn't come out until Tuesday. Normally it turns up the day after they ship it, so I should be playing it tomorrow.

Not to mention running from the police, getting knackered after 200 yards, hopping a low fence and twisting your ankle upon landing then writhing on the floor in agony. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5reDsSIiAk I know it isn't cool to quote Family Guy these days but fuck it, I never set out to be cool.

I don't think the lack of grammar is the problem, it's the amount of bullshit.

The Alliance? Does the Death Star blow up Los Santos at the end of the game? And obviously Ray is Ray Machowski from GTA III. ZOMG!1!11!1!!!!!1 LOOK AT THIS NOOBS!

Nobody has replied because we are all in awe. Really, we have lost the power of speech. (Or the ability to type.)

We have Ast, Pieface and Birdie, they are pretty girly too.

I actually thought his name was DJ Nuggets until I looked at it. It would make sense.

*puts on dark forum skin, pretends he's a honky, gets bored and changes back to original skin*

And get the fucking FML/SML going again. So we can let Alex decide who's his favourite member.

Is that an official Rockstar endorsed t-shirt?...

And you say our cars are small.

They mean it's going to be like QD's penis.

Are you a DJ by any chance? That would be mildly amusing.

*remembers*

Like this?

John Cleese?... *facepalm*

You can try, i'm not going to tell you how but suffice to say the end result is bannination and a good anal fisting from QD for seven hours straight. So there's good and bad in doing it.

ad·dled ad·dling Definition of ADDLE transitive verb : to throw into confusion : confound intransitive verb 1 : to become rotten : spoil 2 : to become confused *joins in*

I know the story about But as to the actual features of the game, I am oblivious at this moment in time. On an unrelated note: We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliverie-ie-ie-ies, We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these colour TVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV's That little proud american with the earring and the make-up, Yeah buddy that's his own hair, That little proud american got his own jet airplane, That little proud american he's a millionaire... (Fuck it, put it in a spoiler just for the sake of it.)