ViceMan

Why is your face stuck like that Massy? Are you ok? Should I call a doctor or can you operate on yourself with that collection of used scalpels you have?

Very well. Ignore me then why don't you. Hmph! *sulks*

Soggy as in damp, moist, wet. I don't suppose it means much to y'all Americans.

At first I thought that said "Marney is soggy."

I think nowadays it's more unique not to get a tattoo done. I am very sensible... i.e. boring. Fuck it I don't care. I feel a lot older than I am, I hate most things society deems cool.

I wouldn't think it was that bad anyway, i'm not scared of getting a tattoo done. I just find it an unnecessary waste of money that would look rather tacky. That is the reason why I would never get one.

Winnie the Pooh with a teardrop tattooed below his eye?

Women have a knack for picking really awful looking tattoos, blokes are terrible for it but women are worse.

And you hear about these boys being seduced by their teachers and you think... you lucky bastard! Like that episode of South Park I can't be arsed to look for.

I just had a thought... You're involved in a 4 star police chase, speeding through the twisting country roads with the fuzz hot on your tail, then out of nowhere a deer jumps out into the road and you plow straight through it at 60mph totalling your car and sending you flying off into some trees. Now that would be pretty epic. More so if Tommy was driving the car and CJ was masturbating in the passenger's seat.

I like drawing tribal style patterns just for the fuck of it if I have a pen to hand. But i'd never consider getting a tattoo, really doesn't appeal to me, unless I was some 6ft 2 muscley ego prick... which i'm not. Is that your tattoo or just a random pic?

That's the worst chat up line i've ever heard.

*engages fanboy mode* Fuck no, just... no.

To: QDs from Rockstar. Subject: Tommy?!!11! CJ?!!1! "hai can u plox tell me wen GTA v is goin 2 b rallaesd n also f tommy n CJ wll b init dat wud b so kl ps u r QDs hahaha.........."

You can see Tommy masturbating in a window at 0:50.

A pretty good attempt, I see they based the city layout heavily on the old LS. The only problem is I can't see the old Grove Street cul-de-sac. Where would CJ's house be?

I think this proves 100% that Tommy and CJ's illegitimate lovechild is the protagonist.

It's not even leaks, it's just people posting their fantasies or ideas as concrete facts, and gullible cunts believing it and reposting it to every forum they can think of. It's getting on my tits so much i'm not checking the GTA V section of the forum until I see something on the main page saying "official R* update." Fuck y'all.

For fuck's sake will you stop putting those boxes in, nobody gives a shit about you, Illuminati isn't coming to steal your face, alright?

Those kind monkeys, they're filling the case with clothing.

I was really quiet in school, didn't start getting more confidence until year 10-11. I got taken the piss out of a bit by the "it" kids because I was so quiet but nothing much, of course it hasn't left me mentally scarred for life. I started mouthing back a bit in year 10 and getting involved in the japery, but even then i'd still class myself as an outsider. Never was one of the popular kids, and i'm fucking glad. I remember me and my mates used to take the piss out of the teachers, each one had a catchprase that we used to look out for during lessons, sort of made us laugh 'cause we had a weird sense of humour. We had a teacher called Mr. Harris for French in about year 10, and I sat at the front of the class in front of his desk. He was a Brummie and had a really nasal voice so hearing him speak French was fucking hilarious. The "it" kids used to steal his bromcom (if you don't know what that is it's an electronic register that all goes into the school's server so they can see who's not in lesson etc.) before he came into the class at the beginning of the lesson, they also nicked his hat one time. When he got up I used to kick the drawer in his desk open so he tripped over it, I can't remember if he ever found out it was me but it shouldn't have been hard to work out. Suffice to say we didn't get much done in French lessons and I ended up getting an F... for French. I never did any "cool" rebellious stuff because deep down I was quite sensible and studious, I still am.

I always pre order, you get it a day early and you haven't got to go out and look at all the strangers ugly faces in the street. Also fuck midnight releases, I would never queue up at midnight like a pleb to get any game, how degrading.

And cup their ball sack and/or stimulate their clitoris. I see everyone else has gone for the serious route, meh.

He doesn't sound freaky in this, and Altair's voice has changed too.