ViceMan

"luk 4 CJ, datz gangsta!!111!" I posted that reply or something similar to it in the last "what will you do first in GTA V" topic. So yeah.

I prefered you when you weren't trying too hard to be cool. It's uncool y'know.

I thought it was the 21st.

It isn't even his sig, it's above the sig line. I don't know if he copy/pastes it every time or what... I wonder what the limit is on the iphone app for shiity useless iphone app signature. I mean, did invision realise this app was so shitty that the needed to give people the ability to say "yo, sorry this post is shit snd i cant quote you or post this cool picturr i took because im using this shiity app, but on the bright side, at least now you know thats why my post sucks."... And even if thats the case why not just simply make that the default signature instead of mindfucking everyone by automatically posting null everywhere. This is an easy fix that makes me go what the fuck. I mean, hell... I know im not paying for the app so i get what i get, but thr invision board liscenses cost money and if you own a site and pay for the liscense shif should work... Also, no adsence or advertising support... Wtf. I would type more trying to get to the limit of this shitty app but ive ran out of stuff to say... So thats it

Fuck Carl Johnson. Fuck that nigguh. He died of internal haemorrhaging from being anally raped by fanboys like you.

Funnily enough it did that when I uploaded it to ImageShack, don't know why. Thought I had turned nooby, meh. It was made with a free trial version of JASC's animation shop, but I don't see why that should affect it. I wonder what the limit is on the iphone app for shiity useless iphone app signature. I mean, did invision realise this app was so shitty that the needed to give people the ability to say "yo, sorry this post is shit snd i cant quote you or post this cool picturr i took because im using this shiity app, but on the bright side, at least now you know thats why my post sucks."... And even if thats the case why not just simply make that the default signature instead of mindfucking everyone by automatically posting null everywhere. This is an easy fix that makes me go what the fuck. I mean, hell... I know im not paying for the app so i get what i get, but thr invision board liscenses cost money and if you own a site and pay for the liscense shif should work... Also, no adsence or advertising support... Wtf. I would type more trying to get to the limit of this shitty app but ive ran out of stuff to say... So thats it... QD'd.

You had a chance to divide by zero there, and you didn't take it.

Whichever subject you have more expertise in, I guess disposal is more your thing though.

Here's that sig I said I was going to make when I was bored last night, I don't know if it's to your specifications but well, meh. Derp.

Like half of the people in this topic it seems.

Who knows what they think when they get into that mindset. It clouds your judgement young Jedi.

Gun wouldn't be so hard, takes a millisecond to pull the trigger and that's it, no time to have second thoughts. Standing there waiting for a train to come along so you can jump in front of it... fuck thaaaat, especially if you go under. Pills or carbon monoxide poisoning would be better though, much more peaceful, those would be the ways i'd choose if I had the choice. I'd like to hear our resident sociopath's opinion.

Raining Blood was in Vice City, R* aren't known for using the same song in two games. Although there is one exception if you can think of it... little quiz for you. That is irrelevant, it is based on California and there's no reason why R* can't choose songs that reference it. Florida exists in the GTA universe we know from Vice City, but I don't think Cali does, it doesn't matter though.

You're starting to understand where i'm coming from. Proper cerebral stuff. Who knows how the mind really works from individual to individual... bloke I knew - not that well though, only met him a few times - commited suicide by throwing himself in front of a train Saturday night. I think, how can you override your self-preservation instinct like that, to get into that mindset? I've been depressed before but fuck that, i'd be too much of a coward to throw myself in front of a train. Fuck that... fuuuuck that indeed. Makes you think, really makes you think.

But how would it feel to not feel anything, to exist in a plane of nothingness? Some people say it's like going to sleep, but when you go to sleep your mind and your being are still active, how would your mind fade into nothingness... I cannot explain that. I consider myself smart, but this subject has always eluded my grasp of reason and logic, it is incomprehensible even more so that the mysteries of the universe. A few million synapses and some enzymes packed into a hunk of meat are infinitely more complex than the trillions of stars in the known universe.

Yeah that's the problem. When you make your own rules without any way of actually enforcing them, they tend to go out the window quite fast. Like people who try to stunt in free roam and then a random noob comes in and hunts them down, then you get stuck in that godawful cycle of pistol, shoot noob, get shot by noob, respawn, pistol, shoot noob, get shot by noob, respawn... *yawn* Then you go to the other side of the map and they have a personal vendetta against you and follow you wherever you go.

Over 200 with my first character, over 100 with my second, about 70 with my third and less than 10 with my fourth. The bugs are all related to the quests that are centred around that character, because I only chose to do those quests for each specific character. Obviously I never did the Thieves Guild with my Nord tank so there was no chance of that bugging, but it bugged with my thief Khajiit so I cannot join them, making that character and save file almost irrelevant. First save is bugged where the forts in the civil war quest don't spawn enemy soldiers, making it impossible to claim them. Second save is bugged in the Blood on the Ice quest where the murder never takes place, this is my Nord tank game and I wanted him to have the house in Windhelm for the obvious reasons. Third is bugged where alchemy potions are nerfed, meaning I can't make stronger enchantments for my mage to up his magic-casting abilities. Fourth is bugged in the Thieves Guild quest where Brynjolf just stands there and does fuck all. So as you can see, each bug is related to the type of character i'm playing with. Which is really fucking annoying.

One came to where I work and left a pamphlet on the table, the cover was all about armageddon and had a picture of meteorites, nuclear missiles and bolts of lightning all converging on a metropolis. I thought it's going to be a busy day that day. I flicked through it just for a laugh but I don't remember what it said. Moving away from the subject of religion slightly, what do you think does happen when you die? To me it is hard to think that all your thoughts, memories and your entire personality ceases to exist. If you shut your eyes and delve deep inside your mind, you can imagine what shedding your physical form would be like, well at least I can. I mean before life, before we were born... where were we? Our "soul" if you wish to call it that? Floating aimlessly in an ethereal void waiting to be granted the gift of life, if this were the case, how do we not remember it? Where does our collective knowledge go when we die? Does it just die with us? Does it dissipate into the cosmos? The riddles of life fuck with my brain. In a way i'm quite looking forward to death, to see what actually happens. By the way, welcome to the new, high-brow, cultured corner of the forum where we discuss life's intricate nuances and sup at the nectar of the great philosophers most thought provoking works, this is a place for the learned and unchained mind to roam. As you can see it's not quite finished as there's still a lot of blood and faecal matter on the walls, but it's coming along nicely don't you think?

I would still be playing, but all of my games have some sort of quest breaking bug in them and it pissed me off.

Exactly, and it's not as if shrines are hard to come by. Haven't played in three days now and I have no desire to, hmmm... I think i've cured my Skyrim obsession.

The only game I ever ragequitted on was Dora the Explorer: Dora Saves the Crystal Kingdom. Shit was too damn difficult.

I got one... at last. If I don't get called a honky at least once a month I tend to get worried, anxious even.

I... I didn't get one. Racist cracka muh'fuckah!

I'm bored so I might have a go at this to see if I can improve on QD's attempt.

Oh good, that's exactly what I imagined it to be. Yeah I was doing that while the DM was going on.