ViceMan

Why don't you just send them home?

Forsworn are easy, so are Hagravens. I tend to not do so well against Draugr deathlords and bandit chiefs since they close in with melee attacks. Then again I was wearing the Thieves Guild robes throughout most of the game so I had little to no armour.

Yeah Warmaiden's is where I did most of my smithing levelling. Plus there's the arcane enchanter in Dragonsreach so you can create weapons, enchant them and sell them for a massive profit. Just make sure you get the speech perk to invest in shops, they carry a lot more gold and also have more items to sell which helps later on.

How come y'all are at 70 hours and i'm probably over 140? Oh yeah, you have social lives. Hah!

I found him last night. Crushed by a tree, how lucky is that? Still, nigga had a treasure map on him. Was he somewhere downriver of Whiterun for you? I forgot exactly where I found him, but it was near a dungeon entrance. It's actually near the Abandoned Prison where he's at, my game just crashed and my last save was in there.

In Markarth, you mean Molag Bal? House of Horrors the quest is called. And yes I started it, it's one of the many quests i've still got to finish, i'm slowly working my way through them. Something funny I just read about him on ESWiki: "Molag Bal is the Daedric Prince whose sphere is the domination and enslavement of mortals. He is known as the King of Rape." Massacre?

I think i've pissed off the inhabitants of Markarth after I went on a rampage in the Dibella temple and killed everyone (hey they attacked me first.) Then I did the quest to steal Calcelmo's Falmer writings and pissed off the guards in the process, then I accidentally stole a horse on the way out. But they were cool about it and I paid the half of the money to get me off.

What, you were attacked by the DB while you were sleeping? That's never happened to me before, I often sleep in dungeons to get the 8 hour skill bonus. I've had a few assassins attack me on roads out in the countryside who were working for the DB, but never in an interior location. Also i'm still sure my wife got stuck somewhere in Blackreach, I think this because I had the same thing happen with my current follower - Iona, that bitch from Riften - got stuck up the side of a mountain after she tried to follow me. (I often use jump to get up sheer rock faces if I can't be bothered to find a viable route instead.) She was stuck there so I told her to go home, she didn't move but the message came up saying "your follower leaves you" so I thought no more about it. Eventually when I got back to Riften she wasn't there, so I went back to where I left her - luckily I remembered the exact spot, lo and behold she's still standing there. I asked her to follow me again, which did nothing, so in the end I fus ro dah'd her down the side of the mountain where she finally resumed following me.

I am always a sneaking, picking enemies off from afar type player in games. I'm going to try my best to be a melee tank in my next playthrough, but I don't think i'll manage very well without my beloved bow. I don't know whether to play as a Nord - which seems very generic - or an Orc. At least if i'm a Nord I can wear the helmet and not look stupid.

I always knew he died from reading about it on the AC wiki, he died a lot younger than Altair, probably because he didn't have the power of the apple keeping him alive.

I didn't drink at all, as I already stated a few pages back if you could be bothered to read you drunken lout. *glares*

I always use arrows to distract them too, seems to do the job.

I started off picking up everything I found in chests, now i'm more selective and if I don't intend on using it myself and it won't sell for more than 1000 septims then I don't pick it up. (I did the same thing playing SW: KOTOR.) The only potions I pick up now are the ultimate healing and magica ones. I've finally changed out of the Thieves Guild clothing into some glass armour since it's light. I think i'm going to stick with all glass weaponry and armour now; glass bow does 107 damage with 27 points of fire damage, I think that's enough for me. The sword and dagger combo are both upgraded too.

lololololololo Oh yeah I just noticed that one, Ungrien you proud american.

These ones are all relevant to me, or were at some point. I've started emptying out some of the more useless potions in my inventory recently to make space. I've got 135+ hours and never worn that helmet. One of the first quests I had i'd already cleared the dungeon for it, actually I think it was the Dragonstone. And up until a week ago I didn't have dah unlocked.

Teasing Falmer by shooting arrows close to them is fun, for blind cunts they can sure use those bows from 100 yards away.

I guess so, but the state the world is in with overpopulation you could make the excuse that women who swallow are doing a service for mankind. And Ast too.

Aren't all porn stars attracted to sperm? The amount of it they ingest you'd think so.

I can sneak like a motherfucker, I took down most of the Thalmor Embassy by picking them off with arrows and hiding behind a nearby rock, just for lols. But to me if you are invisible people shouldn't be able to attack you regardless of whether you're sneaking or not, how can you hit what you can't see?

Ok so what's the point of invisibility, I used it for the first time last night from the Shadow Stone after an assassin attacked me, I activated it and the bastard still kept coming after me. Great invisibility when people can still attack you.

I tried all that first of all, she didn't return. I've covered what I think were all the places I went to in Blackreach and I can't find her, I don't even remember when I lost her or i'd have reloaded, but after about five saves I realised she wasn't there. Also I find it fucking hilarious when you sneak attack a bandit marauder and then hide. When they give up looking they say "hmm, must've been my imagination". Yeah that arrow sticking out the side of your head is your imagination huh?

I sold my Amulet of Mara so i'm not sure if I can remarry. (Assuming she's dead.) Although there are apparently lots more amulets scattered around so i'll see what happens.

I've lost my wife somewhere in Blackreach, answers to the name of Jenassa. Don't know if she's dead or I accidentally told her to wait. I've searched all round the place but she could be anywhere, floating in some water or in one of the rooms that adjoins it. I don't remember killing her but she could have been caught by a stray arrow or fus ro dah.

Well i've lost my voice pretty much so i'm staying in bed playing Skyrim. (Using the PS3 controller under the covers is great, but looks a bit dodgy if someone walks in.) And I agree it doesn't feel like christmas, but I am 24.

So it stays in my inventory? Aight, aight coo'. One thing that pisses me off with soul gems is that all my grand soul gems get filled with lesser soul. Meh.