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Or you can try a Homer Simpson style "du du-du du-duuu"

Otiz, I didn't know you were a squirter.

Very well thought out.

Craigslist Survivor... now there's an idea for a TV show.

Florida? "Connections"? Not worried about debt? Are you part of a drug cartel down there?

See, there's your problem. You don't own a van. How do you expect to rape people without a van?

That would be pretty sweet.

Only if you can go spear fishing.

If you find a headset fondler can you send me a link?

Something shiny might work.

Do you think these will be random scenes or scenes from a new single player DLC to be dropped around the same time?

... or German.

He didn't say anything about the beer...

You're so hot today, Rhonda.

I chose Paris over London and don't regret it. I'm sure London is nice but there was nothing that attracted me there. Paris is beautiful. Expensive, fucking hard to find a toilet and the people don't give a shit that you're there, even if they're supposed to be helping you, but beautiful. Amsterdam is probably great for partygoers and overrated for everyone else.

Trevor's illegitimate daughter.

That explains why I never drive a Bollokan.

Haha it's a non-event. Just another day off work. Australia Day is January 26 and it's huge. Foundation Day is just for Western Australia, where Rob is and I used to be, noone gives a shit about it and less than half the population probably knows what the day is even for. The Queen's birthday is supposedly next weekend but I have no idea because different states celebrate it at different times here. The Brits (or Google) might know.

Not sure. All I know is that it's the 1600-1800's Brits trademark: sail the world, find land, anchor down, disembark, take out the locals, plant flag. It's basically the same story all over the Commonwealth.

Foundation Day is the day the Brits colonised Perth and WA. Basically a big arse fight with the local indigenous folk and the Brits saying "fuck you guys, this is our house now." The rest of Australia celebrates the Queens birthday next weekend.

Or another way of putting it: "Wake me up, when you're not loco."

Sounds like an average day in LA's hoods.

"Glitched into the rear" sounds like a gamer's way of sneaking one in the back door

I'm sure it'll be a good game but it doesn't look like a game worthy of a countdown.

For some reason I read that as "Zoolander suit"