Barrybran

As much as I agree with everyone here that this site is full of perverts (much love to you all, no homo) and noone wants another app or site pushed I do have to say that it would be a shock for a female to wander in and see a comment like Jizzy's right off the bat. To gtagrl and Mercy they know what to expect so it's all cool. To someone who hasn't been here before, it's a bit of a shock. Let them come in and get to know the site... then let them know you're jacking off to their picture.

Way to scare off the newbies, Jizz

Yeah that's what I meant. Poorly explained on my part

Until heists are available you only need a garage. As for your SC name, go into your profile settings and you'll see a bunch of text boxes to fill. Don't forget your credit card number.

Do you play with or without buffers?

Seeing those Olympic pics makes me want to model my character on Dennis Lillee. Come on Rockstar, give us some scruffy hair and 70's cricket whites.

Women drivers...

I like the demo derby idea. [iNSERT SNAPMATIC IMAGE HERE]

Stupid idea. I'll keep falling off

It's his nips in paint form.

iGTA tic tac toe coming soon!

A looker and a gamer. You've done well for yourself mate. Congrats!

Delila is a dude, right?

You pissed off a Canadian Kuz. That's pretty hard to do!

Definitely worthy of opening up a slot.

Bee Jay because vehicles look better during the day time.

Michelle Obama looks surprised.

It's a shame there are no kiss actions. Instead, everyone will be jerking off to show their affection.

Miley in her early 30's. Still twerking, not working.

So does walking....

Love the first one :-D

Can't complain at that Q. Must be your shout.

This appeared on my Facebook news feed:

Nicely done on the half time tip, Santiago Here we go. Second half Broncos. Let's do it. *Kickoff return for touchdown* Shit.

Link it so we can upvote it. That should go viral.