Death Row: Last meal

[Massacre 7646]

It's Mexican sausage. Most Mexican places have something with chorizo in it, and you can find it at any grocery store, I imagine.

[Qdeathstar 1763]

That's fucking disgusting. The only thing that looked even remotely edible was the toast, but upon closer inspection, it looks like they managed to fuck that up, too.

Seriously, is there anyone in England that can actually cook? A British person, not a real cook you imported from elsewhere.

Problem with the toast its not actually toast, its a mere grease catcher....

They're over easy. That's not edible. Yolks are meant to be cooked, scramble that shit up.

Eggs over hard are nice.

[gtagrl 4316]

I would like to add a paella full of spicy chorizo and amazing seafood to my death row menu.

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

i'm adding broccoli bacon potato cheddar soup to my feast...

[Ginginho 1613]

I would probably go for the finest selection of meats to be charcoal barbecued to perfection - kobe/wagyu beef, Canadian bacon, pork belly, lamb rack etc - washed down by a fine Belgian ale

[Indy 350]

American cuisine is synonymous with myocardial infarction aetiologies. That said, burgers are my favourite food.

[cuda 939]

Is there a limit on what I could ask?

I'd like to eat a full plate of shawarma, followed by a shit ton of sushi with plenty of soya sauce. I'd also like to have access to a mini chinese buffet.

And by god, if I have managed to eat 8k calories in one day, I can eat a lot more knowing it's my final meal, I'm going out before I even leave my cell, sweet pork coming directly out of my ass and shit.

[narcolepsy 581]

Is there a limit on what I could ask?

I think most places have a $40 limit and it must be sourced locally.

£10 all you can eat chinese buffee right here. Serve it up son.

[GunSmith 2452]

$40 worth of raw onions.

[beatnicpie 825]

Seriously, is there anyone in England that can actually cook? A British person, not a real cook you imported from elsewhere.

My lady is a damn fine cook. Despite the fact that she's a veggie, she made me several meat dishes, including a Sunday Roast with all the fixings, introduced me to chicken wrapped in bacon and smothered in honey teriyaki sauce. So I'm am stealing one of England few good cooks.

[GunSmith 2452]

I...What...Teriyaki...

[DuPz0r 5361]

Now that i think about It, it all depends on how i was delt with. If it was death by electric chair, then i'd request an incredibly large container of beer and a tub of icecream so i would piss myself and puke during the ceremony, making it a messy job to clean up. Lethal injection, i'd ask for a shot of heroin for my meal, the concoction could be euphoric (could be, it's not like i'd have anything to lose, it's worth the gamble). If it was being beheaded, i'd request Massacre do it with a rusty axe, for the lols, and i'd request diet coke and mentos for my meal, so my neck foams up like some sort of sea cucumber. If it was death by hanging, i'd simply ask for a Viagra so i die stiff with a stiffy...

[XBOXEDDY 8]

You can't choose anything you want for your last meal you can choose from what's available (normally sourced within the prison). But to answer the question I would eat fuck all my "empty" farts and shits smell fucking rank, when I evacuate its gonna take all sorts of scenty crap to lift that stank!

[Qdeathstar 1763]

$40 worth of raw onions.

Nice choice.

[Firm 982]

Meh. Under-cooked,over-cooked, appealing, unappealing. I don't care just gimme a whole lot of it.

@gtagrl

If I didn't touch the bread, I could probably eat it all.

Also, fried bread is the tits

[Mercy 30]

Massacre's penis.

Wait? This isn't the asylum?

Mcdonalds, because god bless amurica.

nuff said.

[BeetnikBriyan 29]

Well thats a meal to me.

[Edgecrusher 91]

Meh. Under-cooked,over-cooked, appealing, unappealing. I don't care just gimme a whole lot of it.

@gtagrl

If I didn't touch the bread, I could probably eat it all.

Also, fried bread is the tits

Give me about half of that and leave out the fried bread and it gets a Fried bread always makes me feel sick.

[beatnicpie 825]

Meh. Under-cooked,over-cooked, appealing, unappealing. I don't care just gimme a whole lot of it.

@gtagrl

If I didn't touch the bread, I could probably eat it all.

Also, fried bread is the tits

Give me about half of that and leave out the fried bread and it gets a Fried bread always makes me feel sick.

Not if you're dead.

[Edgecrusher 91]

There's always that... Hell, I might die of a heart attack before finishing and save them the bother of executing me.

[beatnicpie 825]

Now there's a head scratcher. If someone eating their last meal starts choking to death, do you intervene?

[narcolepsy 581]

I could easily destroy all that

[Qdeathstar 1763]

All you can eat pancakes from ihop.

[Brian 972]

[Qdeathstar 1763]

I love pretzel bread sandwiches

Not a big fan of beer brats , however