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Anything that comes from the mouth of GTA IV's homeless.

"Queef a dog balloon!"

"Robot man-juice!"

and of course, "cheesy vaginas".

EDIT: "I don't have any bananas!"

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Anything that comes from the mouth of GTA IV's homeless.

"Queef a dog balloon!"

"Robot man-juice!"

and of course, "cheesy vaginas".

What about: I don't have any bananas!

And Julian you must be an idiot if you think CJ came up with "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

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Gangbanging? You know I never really understood that. I mean other people in the room while you're... urgh.

Og - loc

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Anything that comes from the mouth of GTA IV's homeless.

"Queef a dog balloon!"

"Robot man-juice!"

and of course, "cheesy vaginas".

What about: I don't have any bananas!

And Julian you must be an idiot if you think CJ came up with "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

Well,never said he came up with it and why would i know who came up with it?so who came up with it?

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And Julian you must be an idiot if you think CJ came up with "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

I don't think that's what he thought, Jizzin. I think he just thought that the context CJ used it in was funny.

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A bit more than a quote but this cracks me up everytime.....

Kent Paul: You shouldn't be choking the gecko in the first place! Remember what happened at that gig in Hamburg?!

Maccer: That groupie loved it!

Kent Paul: That wasn't a groupie, that was a roadie!

Maccer: But she had great tits.

Kent Paul: MAN tits! They were MAN TITS!

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"All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ" i heard it so many times by the time i first played SA

I could imagine Lamar saying "All we had to do was follow the damn train Franklin" at some point in GTA V.

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"Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood." - George S. Patton

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All right there's been a lot or rallies... Marches... About this fuckin homeless shit.

You don't live in an apartment. You don't fucking work. PAY YOUR fucking rents like any normal American would

Fuckin Squatters rights... Rights? I'll give you a right I'll give you a left and I'll give you a kick to the fuckin head. Pay your rent like any other fuckin american person would

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