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But if Gold Members can bypass it, doesn't that defeat the purpose? I honestly just thought we were doing that to troll Q.

Way more gay sex. Chills you right the fuck out. As long as they only cum when and where you give them permission to. A stray shot in the eye will undo any progress you're making. Avoid glory holes.

I can't post these as neatly as usual, because I'm temporarily without a computer, and trying to post everything on mobile would be hell. Hopefully you kids like these. Tug Job https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/XCsRv6DAUka8V_yZRxeaIA Tug Job 2: Alamo Boogaloo https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/WrOpf8b7Sk6u8aTDKVinuA Tug Job 3: Gettin' Booty https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/NEMNt_REvk6k32nKrNvIFg I'm aware that I've missed every possible theme night these could have been used for, but I hope you guys give them a chance, at some point. Let me know if these suck, because I have a lot of handjob jokes left, but I don't want to make a half dozen jobs you guys won't like.

I'd sign that shit. Going to start a new SR2 file tonight. Right after I finish something stupid I've been working on, for you kids.

A Saints Row 2 remaster would be amazing. Hell, it would be more worthwhile than most remasters coming out, nowadays.

I kind of want to back my saves up on a flash drive, and start a drunk file. I've never had one of those moments before.

So, Rockstar's standard procedure of hyping big things and then releasing nothing, then?

All I see there is a worthy addition to my apocalypse vehicles.

It's a trend they started with Skyrim. Two meaningful DLCs, and some fluff. I won't ever expect anything as good as Obsidian's continuous four-DLC story again. That masterpiece was one time only. I really enjoyed the workshop mode, but I never would have been into it, had I known it would lead to lazy DLC with no real content. Cosmetic fluff that drains my painstakingly-acquired resources, with no story content? Sounds an awful lot like GTAO, to me. Expect TES VI to have its own workshop mode. At this point, TESO has more meaningful DLC. Might be time for me to give that a shot, honestly, despite the lore rape.

I haven't touched this game since well before Contraptions came out. Whoops. Honestly, I might not bother. With the last real DLC not coming until August, and mods indefinitely delayed, I'd just be decorating houses. Like a post-apocalyptic Sims.

iGTA theme nights deserve their own Newswire post. You niggas dedicated.

The same can be said about every religion. At least the Children have some basis for their beliefs, as the vast majority of them are immune to radiation. Evolution doesn't run its course over 200 years, so no one has a scientific explanation for their immunity. People making up bullshit to explain what they don't understand (and to enforce their will and opinions on others) is what religion is all about.

What's weird is that there isn't any chemical fertilizer in the game. Only chemical fertilizer is explosive. Otherwise you're just stuffing cow shit into a shell casing.

I think Telltale nailed that one. Not sure if GoT would work as an RPG. GoT relies too much on a specific narrative for the freedom and customization that an RPG absolutely has to have. The protagonist for something set in the GoT universe can't be as vague as "vault dweller looking for dad," "courier looking for the guy who shot him," or "guy who speaks dragon," but it's not much of an RPG, if it's this very specific character with a strict background. I don't care about anything Bethesda does that isn't an RPG (see: Dishonored), so...

I still don't think it's worth it. Remastering Skyrim is a blatant, lazy cash grab. It's nothing but a graphical improvement. If they wanted to actually REMASTER something, they would have done Morrowind or Oblivion, which had vastly superior stories and quests. Fallout 4 is already approaching its second and final full DLC after the two previous games had four, and a new Elder Scrolls is at least two years away. This is just a distraction.

What was North's shtick? Was he channeling Kevin Costner in The Postman, or a Confederate soldier?

This has nothing to do with anything, but I just realized that the word filter for "faggot" also applied to your member title, since the server move. Shortly after, I realized that the world filter does not apply if I make the edit, even if I'm making it to someone else's profile. Not sure if FItty did that intentionally, or if it was just a fortunate coincidence, but I appreciate it.

I can't remember which ones, but they definitely added new levels to some of the perks. Action Boy has a third level now, I think.

I like it.

Just don't call them dick riders on Twitter, whatever you do. Next thing you know they'll be talking about how their source says the new game is called Red Dead Dick Riders. Which would kind of fit the gay club thing, now that I think about it.

Ah, yes. The trailer for the new Red Dead has a radical Islamist killing people with an AR-15 in a gay club. Makes perfect sense. Actually, I think I'll go ahead and reply to him. Whoever the fuck he is.

Social media really made me hate the R* community, probably because I'm seeing shit from people who aren't from our corner of the wastes. EVERYONE on Twitter pisses me off, lately.

Fuck that guy. His word is useless if he doesn't have game files to look through. He shouldn't have put so much stock in an unfounded guess.

I've been waiting for a worthwhile theme, i.e., only this one. Also, I work for the Japanese. I don't get days off, anymore.