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I never expected to actually need ceramic.

Batman vs. Superman (Batman v Superman is a dumb name. No one uses "v" instead of "vs." or "versus") Pretty good. Decent enough story, great action scenes, well-handled character introductions. Still shitty casting for Wonder Woman, nothing is going to change that. But hey, she tried, and she did pretty okay. She's still a fucking bean pole, though. Big shit goes down. Great shit. 7/10 movie, 10/10 ending. Curious about what comes next, but mostly just more hyped for Suicide Squad, thanks to some well-placed Joker references.

Jezebel reluctantly patrols Red Rocket as a protectron... with no arms. Fuck that bitch.

I'm excited that everyone will finally be posting pictures of their donks for us to see. I love a nice donk. I'm playing with my donk as I type this.

I work second shift. I won't see the DLC until Wednesday morning, unless I fuck up my sleep schedule. Sony is breaking my heart.

Those issues aside, I'm having a fuckton of fun. Also, my character looks like the Jon Bernthal Punisher, from Daredevil.

Is there a way to actually display my mask? What's the point of wearing a gas mask if it's invisible? Also, what's the point of an online game if I can't connect to the servers? Seriously, Ubisoft should be able to deal with shit like this.

I have acquired this. Pretty fun, so far.

Good to have the real Virgo from IV back. The IGG version looks like shit, by comparison.

Depending on how much story-related content there is, and whether or not it can be done alone (not on a Brit schedule anymore, and I barely know the fellow Americans who have this), this might end up being good enough to keep me busy until Fallout DLC.

And now I have to do a playthrough as Randy.

The Aztecas wear blue, as do the members of Marabunta Grande. I don't care, I'm just dropping knowledge, yo.

Can only be determined by killing him and finding the synth component on him. There are a few like that. Also a synth:

Lesser-known synth:

I don't think there will be enough iGTA members to warrant me bothering, even though it still looks really good. If that changes, I'll probably get suckered into buying this.

With the understanding that it would still be dead and burned out (even though there's no logical reason for most of it to be that way), I wish this game had more wilderness. And a crossbow. My first character is about as outdoorsman as it gets, but it's because it suits me, not because it suits the game. I'm living in the boathouse beneath the lighthouse settlement, simply because it vaguely resembles a cabin. I thought I had found a home in the south westernmost settlement, but it was filled with children, whom I obviously could not dispose of. I understand and appreciate that Fallout is about destroyed civilization, but I want to roam the wilds, sometimes. Also, I'm pretty sure I've seen every part of the map, now. Far Harbor can't come soon enough.

FUCK YEAH. https://bethesda.net/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=020916-Fallout-1.3Update&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=021616-Fallout-DLC#en/events/game/fallout-4-add-ons-automatron-wasteland-workshop-far-harbor-and-more/2016/02/16/77 Buy the season pass before they raise the price on March 1st.

I was curious if they were really going to go for it. Major moment, from the comics.

Hefty price tag, but the new Roosevelt is a gorgeous car.

It was worth the ten-year wait. This is the motherfucking superhero comedy to end all superhero comedies, although Kick-Ass was the only competition. This movie is more true to its source material than, perhaps, any comic book movie ever, and, in Deadpool's case, this is important, because he's not a character you can alter or downplay. They didn't shy from fourth wall breaking, nor did they overdo it, and the gore and dialogue more than earned the R rating. The antagonist is obscure, to viewers who aren't comic-savvy, but important to Deadpool's origin. The presence of Colossus, contrary to popular belief, was not to appeal to comic movie fans who may not know Deadpool, but instead is the centerpiece of a well-established Deadpool subplot, and he has some pretty dope action scenes, to boot. Also, Morena Baccarin is hot.

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A new hope? http://blog.ubi.com/a-message-from-the-assassins-creed-team/

Kind of disappointing, both of the unarmed stealth kills are from Skyrim. Also, re: unarmed and power armor, I think the Tesla Bracer mod for power armor arms does more damage than any unarmed weapon, anyway. Just kind of tedious unlocking the right perks for it.

Wishful thinking.

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