Massacre

Is LA as full of insufferable douchebags as I think it is?

Then R* are a bunch of lying cunts and we don't need to buy their games anymore.

CJ? Better than Niko, Johnny, and Luis? You're funny.

GTA on Wii? Bullshit. Nintendo barely touches the M-rated market, and I'm pretty sure R* said they wouldn't jump on the bandwagon for these gimmicky Wii games. I very clearly remember Sam Houser saying "Fuck all this casual gaming bullshit," but I don't remember where he said it, and those shitty Facebook games I keep hearing about are the only thing more casual than Wii games.

I would literally suck a dick for that bear coat. Great show, and the best comedy show if you're high.

I do miss the days when you could just go out and fuck shit up without asking a bunch of questions about the mission. I would probably hate Niko if I went back and replayed GTA III.

Johnny. I think he's best suited for a prequel. I'd rather see him in the early days, rising through the ranks, than trying to rebuild the club or start a new one. Then again, old, bitter, grizzled Johnny could probably kick the younger Johnny's ass, so it's a tough choice.

All those look great except for the Harley.

That's pretty awesome. I haven't even figured out what I'm updating to yet.

The final version of Minecraft comes out the same day. As much as I enjoy Minecraft, all my faith in the gaming community will be lost if it gets more attention than Skyrim.

The only 360 players are me, Stoic, §ynch, Tanner, and I think either Psy or Duff. Maybe both.

I probably would have bought a PS3 first if it hadn't been $600. When they announced that, I immediately said fuck it and went with the 360. Even if IV had been PS3-exclusive I still would've waited until it hit $300.

Ask her exactly why she wants Kinect, then post it here (or anywhere) so I can give you the perfect thing to say to her to explain why Kinect sucks and is a huge waste of money, especially if you don't already have a 360.

It would be the first time video games were actually to blame for a murder. Or series of murders, rather.

What was that hotel you killed those Jewish guys in in GTA IV? The Majestic? Whenever I look at this, I can't help but think of the alleyway behind that place, where the window-washer lift was at.

Maybe we get new sites too frequently for him.

Yup, it was Heartless. He started being less active on the old forums, and hasn't shown up here yet.

Yeah, but I only wear like, three of them. There's my original, regular face (what's left of it), the goth guy's face (the one that had the skull tattooed over his whole face), and that geisha. I'm sporting geisha at the moment, really has a nice contrast with my black bathrobe.

Nope. I have a face in real life, I don't need one on the internet.

Nope. I have a top hat in real life, I don't need one in my game.

F**k, sh*t, c*nt, n**ger, and sp*c don't seem like bad language to me. Oh wait, they mean fuck, shit, cunt, honky and spic, don't they?

That cheat combined with what my last post said made for quite a few Mario-esque mini-platformer games back in the day.

I appreciated it nonetheless.

More fun, I think, were the endless chains of tow trucks and and tractors I charged through San Andreas pulling, swinging wildly and whipping cars and pedestrians in all directions until the wight of the swinging vehicles finally drug me off of a cliff, spinning violently and sending the cars flying off into the distance. Now imagine that with GTA IV's engine.

I make a lot of unwilling suicide bombers in San Andreas/Saints Row 2.