Massacre

Much as I've enjoyed being Ezio for two games, soon to be three, I'm looking forward to either getting a new character in a new time period, or just playing as Desmond in modern-day, regardless of the city. If they don't go fully modern-day, I'd like Assassin's Creed III to be set in Japan. Though, I wonder if the Yakuza would be Templar or Assassin-allied. I don't know if I'm going to be getting this on day 1, since it releases on the same day as Saints Row 3, and only three days after Skyrim. It all depends on what the pre-order bonus is like. I'm actually considering putting Skyrim off, since I don't know if I'll be able to get my computer upgraded by then. The November release schedule is fucked. At least Gears 3 comes out in September.

Hmm... Fuck. Meh, I tried.

I don't even remember who plays Assassin's Creed besides bOnEs and myself, but here's the topic. And here's a six-minute excerpt from Assassin's Creed: Revelations. It's fucking awesome.

*Continues to not scream*

I could put on a jumpsuit covered in ping pong balls and jump around for a few hours. Maybe they'll change it back.

Fuck. I can do half those jobs, but I don't have a degree. Edit: Actually, the illustrator job in NYC doesn't require a degree.

Fuck yeah. I mean, there's not too much in the pics, but, fuck yeah, World War Z.

As far as I know, they don't spawn anywhere. They're extremely rare, and after you buy them from Mick & Ralph's, they don't show up anywhere else. I would've run out a long time ago if I didn't have that mod.

They turn up at Mick & Ralph's from time to time, so on that character, I just camped in Freeside for a few days until I got a decent supply together. Also, for the sake of realism, I have a mod that lets you pick your thrown weapons back up, because it's bullshit you can't do it already. I mean, they added a reloading bench so you could re-use your ammo, but they couldn't let you pull your knife back out of that Fiend's head? Fuck that.

My stealth character is the only one who uses poisons. He rocks a silenced sniper rifle, an anti-materiel rifle for those extra long-range shots where silence doesn't matter, and Chance's knife and a minimum of twenty throwing knives, always coated with poison. He's sporting the assassin suit and ranger combat helmet, though I'll be replacing the helmet with the hazmat helmet once I run him through OWB.

Infinite ammo? You can use the cheats in multiplayer? Well, that'll make things more epic. I made so much epic shit happen with the low gravity/super explosions cheat combo.

Well, nothing about the game is true, technically. Rockstar still hasn't said anything about the game, so anything you've heard is just a rumor.

November 15th, and it has drop-in, drop-out co-op, meaning you guys can enter my game at any time; in the middle of a mission, while I'm skinny dipping in a fountain in the park, while I'm launching mind-controlling octopuses at people with a rocket launcher. Any time. And I think it's only two-player co-op, unfortunately. No three-man rampages for us. Also, last night's episode of GameTrailers TV is online.

I don't know if they really count as morality choices. I mean, you're really just choosing whether they work for you or for someone else. I'm sure most of the choices consist of deciding whether you want money or to expand your empire. Still, it's a nice touch.

I wouldn't need TV either if my internet were good enough to stream or download all my shows. There's been some pretty good footage. They showed a mission called 'Ho Boat' where you free whores from shipping containers, then protect them with a heat-seeking rocket launcher while a helicopter airlifts them to safety. Then you have the choice of either selling them back to the gang you stole them from for a shit load of money, or keeping them and having them work for you.

I believe it's the second mission, actually. I know the game starts with you robbing a bank in a very Saints Row-ridiculous way, but I'm not 100% sure if it's a mission or just a cutscene. It's a mission. Also, they're talking about this on GameTrailers TV, so watch it if you have Spike, or just find it online in a day or two.

I have it pre-ordered for PS3, so unless my PS3 royally pisses me off or gives me, uh, what do you guys get, a yellow light of death? Unless something like that happens, I'll be playing it on PS3. I'll actually get my money's worth out of the console that way. I will miss my 360 controller's longer battery life, though. I haven't seen my PS3 controller's cord in ages, so I'm using a shorter cord to charge it, though the cord it came with was too short to begin with. If I could just modify a 360 controller to work with a PS3, I'd be on there a lot more often. Hmm... *Begins tinkering*

Oh. Okay, cool. Feel free to post every now and then. It occurs to me I've never done the psychedelic trips in Point Lookout or Honest Hearts while high.

Coincidentally, I'll be high as fuck while traveling that road...

Okay. Is that all you had to say, or... ?

Right. My guess is that there are Enclave holotapes scattered all over the Divide, and each one provides a small upgrade, which adds up to massive upgrades when you have them all.

I'm guessing it's somewhere between Veronica's upgrade from Dead Money and the personality tapes from OWB. And if he's not around anymore, then I guess you just can't do it. As for the other thing, I kind of get that vibe, too. We'll find out soon, I expect a trailer next week.

Spoiler Alert: Lonesome Road Achievements. If I were to learn how to make a website, I wonder if I could register iFallout.com and Psy would acknowledge it as part of his network...