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Their next game would have just been kangaroo boxing, anyway. I think EA Sports pretty much has the kangaroo boxing market locked down, so no money for R* with that franchise.

Yep. Hard to believe that in a couple of months I'll have been coming to Psy's sites for seven years. And I still remember the months before San Andreas' release like they were yesterday.

Fuck, I forgot about Max Payne. GTA V in 2014, then, if Max Payne isn't far enough along in development. I will be deeply insulted if Agent isn't put on the back burner until GTA V is done.

I can't stop picturing it awkwardly bobbing up and down in the air, flailing its arms around.

*Sends picture to Obsidian, gets email saying they'll implement it right away*

It's still a R* game, and they're not going to be hyping two games at once. They're not releasing a new game until the last one and all of its DLC is out. RDR didn't come out until after TBOGT, and LA Noire came out after all of RDR's DLC came out (whatever this last DLC is being an exception, but it doesn't sound like much). As long as they're still doing anything with LA Noire, we won't be hearing about the next GTA. And trust me, I've got plenty of complaints in reserve for Agent.

It's amazing how a few tweaks can make the jumpsuit look so badass. It'll look great on my ghoul serial killer, and it won't even clash with my White Glove Society mask.

Good. Maybe we'll get GTA V by 2013, now.

No, you're cool. Capitalization and punctuation would be nice (although you have punctuation most of the time), but one person can't fix all the typos in the world, so fuck it.

Fuck it, why not. *Produces drugs and booze, initiates meaningless internet friendship*

*Facepalm* PSN and Steam profiles don't exist. Either this guy can't spell his own profile names, or this is just a spam account posting gibberish for the lulz. I'm ashamed I didn't immediately figure this out. *Throws away plastic Junior Detective badge in shame*

I like that last banner, the image kind of looks like it's from a traffic camera, but, like Demon, I really don't like the font.

Fuck. Well, I was bound to run out of working ideas eventually.

That's awesome. Also, if the site used that layout, the moon should be clickable, with the size changing when you click it. Old school Easter eggs ftw. I need to learn how to do this shit so I can make myself useful. Might try my hand at making a banner, actually.

You can take solace in the fact that at least Luis here would like it. A lot.

Maybe someone from R* would see it and they'd stop wasting time on other shit. There's no reason why they can't leave the new IP's to the other R* branches and just let R* North stick to making games I'll actually play.

First one to abuse the new emoticon? Yup, it was bound to be me. Doesn't work as well as the others, though.

There wasn't an "I don't give a shit, where's my GTA" option, so I didn't vote.

I would suggest finding a good worn paper-looking lining to put around the text boxes, so they look like posters. And for the background, maybe you could photoshop the shit out of a GTA IV screenshot (or just a picture of a New York street) so the brick pattern looks like it's actually a building. Maybe extend the brick pattern to the edge of the page on one side so it's not an incredibly narrow building.

I forgot about the alt code. So he only used it because Psycho was already taken on the old forums, then. Either that or he didn't feel like using it here.

I still don't play online...

He's a vet, he gets his own topic.

Sup, Zacko. *Waves*

It was in GTA IV. As I've replayed IV lately, I've become increasingly frustrated with Niko leaning in the direction he's turning, like he's a fucking motorcycle. Let's not let that shit happen in GTA V.