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  1. Massacre
    Agreed, if only so I can push them down hills.
  2. Massacre
    fuck that
  3. Massacre
    I would be willing to become a priest just for the sake of irony.
  4. Massacre
    If this were real, it would be the healthiest relationship I've ever had. I find that amusing.
  5. Massacre
    There is no point. Unless you're a tribal.
  6. Massacre
    I used up my full day's worth of lulz on that part, I'll have to read the rest tomorrow. Edit: Fucking prude.
  7. Massacre
    Does that mean I can stop using the pills? I prefer to save them for the unwilling.
  8. Massacre
    Got it. 8mm. Though, that was more about the movie itself than Cage.
  9. Massacre
    I distinctly remember one movie where Nicolas Cage was fucking epic, but I don't remember what it was. *Checks IMDB*
  10. Massacre
    Yeah, we do. Sorry, that's just how things work here.
  11. Massacre
    *Opens reply window, looks at 'Attachment' and 'Image' icons* Interesting.
  12. Massacre
    She's a Brit. Mercedes Cortez is a reference to the Vice City character.
  13. Massacre
    No, I just stalk her, and, on a good day, break into her house and slip GHB into all the beverages in her fridge. Then it's fondling time.
  14. Massacre
    That actually looks pretty epic. Also, I suddenly want a WWII-era Assassin's Creed. I think I'll head to the AC topic now.
  15. Massacre
    Pull it up and tuck it behind your belt, then go about your business. Or just jerk off. I don't care what you say, there is always time to jerk off.
  16. Massacre
    She's not, I've seen her vagina.
  17. Massacre
    You know what GTA V needs? Cinematic kills.
  18. Massacre
    God damn it, Roman, I turned off my phone so I wouldn't have to talk to you, and you show up on the forums? I'm not going bowling with you, get the fuck out.
  19. Massacre
    That's something I've been thinking about lately. III/VC/SA are clearly set in a different universe than IV, but I wonder how it's going to be with IV. Were TLAD and TBOGT simply expansions, or were they the VC and SA of the IV era, with V starting a new era? The presence of a McReary on the casting call from a while back seems to support the former, as I doubt R* would re-use the name without it being related to IV's McReary's in some way.
  20. Massacre
    R* made a spelling mistake.
  21. Massacre
    It's funny because that would have been a valid excuse.
  22. Massacre
    A real Jew would be happier with the gold.
  23. Massacre
    Nigga, you just quoted yourself.
  24. Massacre
    Gtfo. Now.
  25. Massacre

    GTA IV - VC

    Massacre replied to DuPz0r's topic in Other GTA Games

    Well, I guess I need to go buy EFLC.