Massacre

I didn't know Tanner was still alive. I just assume everyone who isn't around is dead. *Plays SR3*

Using common sense to determine whether or not a certain topic exists isn't a victory, it's just not being a dumbass.. Carry on.

Somewhere where you can't get real broadband.

Never take meds, man. Most meds do more harm than good, and this is especially true for anything mental. If weed helps - and it is great for anxiety and the like - but you don't want to actually smoke, then don't smoke. Try brownies, ganja butter, etc. If you get useful effects just from sticking a bit under your tongue, then a batch of pot brownies will last you a very long time. Eat half of one and you're good to go.

Posting a spoiler in a post that complains about spoilers. I believe that evens things out.

Not update related, but my first 'high speed' internet service took 9 hours to download The Lost and Damned back in the day.

That has nothing to do with the release date.

It's IAA, GTA's equivalent of the CIA.

I wear a gambler, myself. *Rides off into the sunset*

The fact that the PETA asshole's example of a gamer was a guy in his mother's basement freed me from any obligation to respect or acknowledge the opinion of anyone who works for PETA. Not that I ever respected or acknowledged their opinions to begin with. HBW, you're a metal motherfucker. Gather the others for brutal whaling. We sail at dawn.

Oh good, someone disputed something BlackSox said. Time for a long, retarded argument.

Whatever it is, you can be sure it's a complete waste of time. As is tennis.

Ah, the middle east. They still use hookahs for their intended purpose over there. Magical land.

I don't come from a particularly tech-inclined family. I started with an NES. Got an N64 while the PS2 was out, didn't get a PS2 until 2003. Bought my 360 and PS3 myself in 2006 and 2008, respectively. And my PC (2009, rebuilt in 2010) is still my favorite. On the subject of classic titles, I probably spent as much time playing the original Legend of Zelda as I have playing Skyrim. Didn't know where to go, didn't give a shit. That was my adventure. My journey.

None of you are supposed to be old enough to 'remember' the Magnavox Odyssey. You can know about it, but you're not supposed to 'remember' it.

I don't like Iron Man in the comics, but RDJ made me a fan of the film version.

Okay. They have my attention. *Grabs harpoon* Edit: And by 'harpoon,' I mean penis. Because I am masturbating.

Unless you're an archer or a magic user, it's better to just wait for them to land. If you start using ranged attacks, they'll go with the flow and just stay airborne until you damage them too much to fly. Dragons attack in a pattern, fly > attack > fly more because they're gay > attack, and not attacking them while they're flying tells the game that you can't attack them, so they land.

Delve into enchanting, that's the easiest way. You'll run across items with bonuses like "20% extra damage with one-handed weapons," or "Does an additional 15% fire damage." Take these items to an enchanting table (every hold has one, usually in the Jarl's castle/longhouse/wherever they live. It's a table with a horned skull and a pentagram on it), select 'disenchant,' and you will have learned those bonuses, destroying the items on the process. You'll find soul gems all over the place, too. Pick these up whenever you find them, as they're used for enchanting. Soul gems can be found either filled or empty. their quality goes, from weakest to strongest, in this order: Petty Common Greater Grand/Black Try to get grand or black soul gems, as they're the most effective. The better the soul gem, the better the enchantment will be. Filled soul gems are pretty common, but there are a lot of empty ones. These can be filled by using the Soul Trap spell, which can be bought from any court wizard (in the Jarl's place), or a soul trap enchantment on your weapon, which you will run into randomly. You can buy soul gems from court wizards, but they'll charge out the ass for them. Seriously, the soul gem market is the biggest scam in Tamriel. An easy way to level enchanting is to save up all your shitty soul gems (petty-greater) and use them to place enchantments on random shit. That'll raise your enchanting skill, and raise the value of the items, which you can then sell and use the gold to buy those overpriced Grand or Black soul gems, or you can buy more shitty soul gems and keep raising your skill. Eventually, you'll fill the useful portion of the skill tree (the center-left portion of the tree is what matters), and can put two enchantment on your items. That's enchanting. For the specific skill trees, just fill in whatever perks you find useful for one-handed, archery, whatever you're using. My assassin character has a one-handed and sneak bonus on his boots, gloves, necklace, and ring. Combined with the perks from the sneak and one-handed weapons skill trees, and the upgrades and enchantments on the daggers themselves, each of my daggers does close to 200 damage, and 3000 damage on a sneak attack. Another option to make things easier is stealth. Just crouching while walking around Whiterun at night will slowly raise your skill. Crouching all the time will level your sneak skill pretty effectively, and killing without being detected will raise it further. With all my enchantments, perks, and 100 sneak skill, I can crouch in broad daylight and not get spotted, sometimes. My perks and enchants make me over 100% harder to detect, I think it's around 130% or something.

I kill dragons with daggers. I believe in you, Q.

You can if you're good at the game.

I don't understand how someone can be good at Fallout and bad at Skyrim. Apparently, the guns matter a great deal more than I had believed.

People like pirates. They will pay for a game about pirates. There's your fucking reason.

The real story there is why the fuck Live suggested you add 'unshaven.'

Volus. They always looked like armored prunes to me. But they sure are some pimp motherfuckers...