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Brilliant film, really enjoyed it. Just seeing Scarlett Jo tied to a chair was worth the price of admission alone. Great chemistry between the cast and spectacular action sequences. The Dark Knight is still my favorite comic book movie though.

Same. Just keep lifting until stuff starts to hurt, then lift some more.

Had a quick play with my skipping rope earlier. Got a backyard boxing grudge match with my little brother in a few weeks. I'm expecting a pasting.

The small dumbells are only 6 pounds each. The bigger one has a combined weight of 16 pounds. And the stack contains 5,10 and 25 pound weights. Got a bench too. Needs a good wipe down though . The space is an issue, I have to hang my heavy bag in my bedroom doorway, which fucks my footwork up. Also because the weights are second-hand and fairly rusted they make a mess.

The little ones?? 5 pounds.

The real weights. Haven't had the chance to use them this year due to the shitty weather (not enough room to lift in the house). I also own a curling bar and a tricep bar. I'm not really into weight training, prefer boxing.

Oh yeah.

Was pleased to see Blackpool topple Birmingham. Would love to see them back in the Premiership next season. I'll be rooting for them Saturday. Fantastic performance from Carrol. Would love to see him in the England squad this summer, Hodgson should leave that fat cunt Rooney out.

Looks like it's going to be City's year, can't see QPR winning this Sunday. They're gonna offer Mancini a new four-year contract too which net him a cool 22 million. Cunt. Moment of they year: Nottingham Forests victory lap after avoiding relegation. Loud and proud.

Fantastic comedy set in the shady world of British politics. Wondering if any other brits have stumbled upon this gem? I'm not sure if it's broadcast in the US if it is forgive me This may the best British comedy in the last ten years (that probably wouldn't be hard though). Great one liners and contains the best swearing I've ever heard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jtI7ez6Lsc&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nMxNDvyVVU

Like the show haven't read the books because well..I can't be arsed. Sex and violence is always a tasty combination. I especially enjoyed the cameo by Roxanne Mckee.

Hot sun and cold beer and I still look moody. CHEER UP YOU MISERABLE CUNT!!

I'll sometimes wear socks. Ya know for when I'm feeling wild.

I kinda like watching NBA and NHL. Don't really know fuck all about it either but I love the frantic pacing.

Sunday mornings are for hangovers only. Lol. Very nice. I like to wear nothing but my pink boxer shorts and aviator sunglasses whilst holding a half drank bottle of whiskey when greeting gods advocates.

My years on the school cricket will finally pay off. I knew all them group showers were worth it.

It's been sat up there for atleast 10 years now. Theres also a few soccer balls up there. I could spray turps over the zombies and then put a little on the ball and BANG! Fireballs! At the very least it would spice up a game of 5-a-side. I vaguely recall wearing a monocle for fancy dress night out many years ago. Fuck, need to find it. Edit: It wasn't a monocle. Turns out someone drew it on my face. Apparently I couldn't tell the difference.

Intel The silly slow ones. Just for the entertainment factor. I think a one-on-one scenario would be a lot of fun, good stress relief. Refuge I will be stealing my neighbors transit van. I can keep plenty of supplies in the back, weapons, food, sex doll etc. I will be attempting to locate and rescue radio and Buzzcocks host Mark Lamarr (fingers crossed he's not infected). If the panic of the apocalypse has left the roads to cluttered for car travel, I think a loft would be a suitable place to hunker down for the night. The general plan is to keep moving. Rationing I'm totally unprepared for disaster of this scale. Currently my kitchen consists of baked bean, bread, cheese,worstershire sauce, microwave burgers and a frozen pizza. I'll be raiding homes and depots, hopefully they'll be a few pallets of water and food stranded on the high racks. Offence/defence I don't keep weapons around the house (assuming I'm home when the zombie invasion hits). The closest practical weapon would be a pipe that fits onto my hoover. I have a kubaton, swiss army knife and a couple of cricket bats which are kept in the shed outside. I've never held, fired a gun in my life so I'm assuming I would be a shit shot, I'd probably end up blowing my thumb off. Overall I would be pretty fucked. Cannon fodder for Dupzor.

Yeah this is AA. I'm currently on step one - still get pissed. Hello to all the new people. Tea and biscuits are in the corner.

Best Statham scene.

Well this site only attracts sub-human rapists and devious lunatics.

Pffftt There is so many. The Godfather Apocalypse Now Star Wars. My personal favorite has to be Clockwork Orange.

Is he a self-employed plumber who often swears at traffic?

White van man side missions.

First name. Aaron Awesome, plain and simple. Considered by most to be almost godly in nature his dick is massive and his ability to pleasure women is legendary though only a few have experienced this righteous act of manlyness. They are known to be intellectual and breathtakingly handsome although shy at a first encounter. He has been hurt but due to his stubbornness he doesn't allow it to happen again. There was and will be only one. So don't fuck with an Aaron, ever, and make sure you don't misspell this work of arts name wrong, like Erin. That would be hazardous to your health. Last name. Cooper To give a cooper is to be sitting in the front seat of a car while feeling up someone in the backseat of the car. Preferably while their best friend is driving. Ermm, yeah, seems accurate. thefirm is not yet defined. Nor should it be.