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Nearly had this tattoo back when I was eighteen. I made the right choice. If I get a tattoo in the future it would have to be my own design, not some tribal shit picked off a wall.

Loved Amsterdam. We stayed at the Heart Of Amsterdam hotel smack dab in the middle of the Red Light District. We didn't realise the hotel would be located there, honest.

Did you get many female teachers back then?

Did he put his hand on your knee??

We had to sing hymns at primary and junior school too. Like Marney we too adapted the lyrics. "When god made the garden of creation he filled it with his love" became "When god made the toilet of creation he filled it with his shit" Clever, right?

He ran away?? Why didn't I think of that. Again football related, at least twice a game we would kick the ball onto the school roof which useally meant whoever kicked the ball had to fetch it, unless you could convince our token negro nick (aka monkey man, he could climb the fuck outta of anything) to fetch it for you. Once again my big toe had gotten me in trouble. Getting onto the roof was no big deal, however it looked like they might be issues climbing down. I reasoned the best way to get down would be to jump onto the tree opposite and climb down that. I ran to the edge and slipped on the vandal grease which carried me straight over the side. I landed on my chest and right arm. It fucking hurt . I got away with broken (completly mangled beyond comprehension) wrist.

Me and my friends were walking upto the school's football pitch, it was located up a steep hill surrounded by a metal fence. I was holding the football, my friend Reece suggested I should boot the ball onto the pitch. So I took a nice long run up and blasted the ball as hard as I could, just as my foot connected with the ball a tiny year 7 girl ran into it's path. The ball traveled around three feet before smacking this girl directly in the face. The ball took her off her feet and knocked her clean out. All of my friends burst out laughing, I just uttered "That's your fault,Reece". Whilst everyone was laughing I was shitting myself, I thought I'd killed her, the girl wasn't moving and her friend was shaking her, The whole situation looked tragic. After a few seconds she came around. Thank god. I was in year 11 at the time.

Ive just finished episode three of an idiot abroad. Still hilarious maybe better than the first season. The Thailand section was epic if not terrifying.

Space is pretty big right?

I'll pre-order GTAV if a special edition pack is available otherwise I'll pick it up from a store, probably HMV, doing my bit to keep them nice chap's in business. I remember picking up GTAIV and racing home at 90mph, nearly put myself through a phone box.

Great another Scouser. Meh welcome all new people. Who wants to be dry shafted first?

Listening to the GTA2 theme tune for the first time in fuck knows how many years has just blown me away.

I just bought Breaking Bad seasons 1 and 2 based on your recommendations. Loving the show so far. Shaved head and ginger moustache is gangster

Welcome new people and welcome back Kuwong.

Fuck that! I would have ran, Every man for himself. I'm from the town of Nottingham located in the dreary East Midlands. We've got Robin Hood, Nottingham Forest and binge drinking, not much else. "Hallowed ground"

The Inbetweeners movie. Fucking hilarious, certainly lives up to the hype. A must see if your a fan of the TV show and British comedy in general.

Fuck that freudian bullshit.

I was in love with your t-shirt until the strobe light sent me into an epileptic fit.

This photo brings out my artistic side.

Fosters is a respectable, refreshing beverage.

Watch out for elephants and clowns in that hotel. I've heard they wake you up with a custard pie to the face too. That's okay, I'm always waking up with suspicious substances on my face anyway.

Finally booked a holiday to Las Vegas, after months of delays and disappointments we're finally going. Staying at the Circus Circus Hotel. It's gonna be fucking brutal.

I need to get hold of a big back of magic mushroom's and watch that video again. Trippy shit.

Of course, we're all about political correctness.