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As long as you don't get jizz on my glasses It was hard work stealing them.

My submission for this years Mr.Gay UK competition. Probably should've shaved.

Sounds good, mate. There is a 50/50 mortality rate and a high risk of incarceration.You'll have to sign a waiver. Let the good times roll

Suited and booted edition!! Deary me. This is the cheesiest smile in England very drunk in Blackpool, 2007. Drinking in the sun all day without sun tan lotion...burnt to a crisp. This ensemble was absolute agony...the collar chafing against the back my of neck in a sweaty nightclub *shudders*. Another good idea is to wear flashing sunglasses in said nightclub, couldn't see for two days. Surprised I didn't fall in the ocean.

Thank gtagrl and her nipple clamps. Damn...I was hoping you'd model some hot pink underwear for everyone(me). The dream is ruined...

COYR. Smashing result for Forest tonight at Huddersfield. Unbeaten in 16 games. Maybe it's our season.

C'mon BonEs. Pink off! Since I haven't got a cool beard; I rocked out my tradmark sunglasses and some erect nipple action...for the ladies...

Cross, cross, cross,cross. I love watching Man Utd this season, comical. Time to forget about fourth place methinks.

Chelsea number one at half-time. Hopefully Norwich can maintain a draw against City, redemption from their 7-0 trouncing earlier this season.

Four goals in twenty minutes....Dismantled. They play again in the 5th round next week; vengeance perhaps.

Annie's Burger Shack. Beef, bacon, pancakes and maple syrup.

Happy Australia Day...Lucky fuckers...

Check out this awesome dessert I just ba..bought.

Thoughts on the World Cup draw?? Group A Brazil Croatia Mexico Cameroon Group B Spain Holland Chile Australia Group C Columbia Greece Ivory Coast Japan Group D Uruguay Costa Rica England Italy Group E Switzerland Ecuador France Honduras Group F Argentina Bosnia Iran Nigeria Group G Germany Portugal Ghana USA Group H Belgium Algeria Russia South Korea. I was kinda hoping we would get Honduras in group D. Doesn't matter, we'll still fuck it up. Group G is looking like the most exciting group so far.

Smell the hangover...

*ruins topic* Friday night chippy

Starting to enjoy Frankie Boyle again(not his stand-up, which is shit). His time on Mock the Week was glorious, that Richard Hammond joke still makes me whince. I recently watched his Buzzcocks appearances He needs to be the host full time.

Off to the Navigation later. What burger to try?? Edit: I think it's readable. Meh. I'm hoping to try them all...Free shirt for whoever does so. Badass.

All the American members look like faggits('cept Bones and Tanner).

Hmmm perhaps. I may even try to grow a vintage strongman moustache for movember. Girls love that look...right?

Who wants a moustache ride? That moment when you realise you have more hair on your chest than your head. Goodbye mango wet look gel. You smelled terrific

Thou shalt wear shades at all times, preferably indoors - Noel Gallagher

I wouldn't have passed my GCSEs otherwise. Thank you, friends. New riddle also

Ermmm. Yeah, I'm gonna give you that because you're right. 10 points.

He was called Leroy...Hmmmmm Still a nope.