Brian

Yeah but then you get brain freeze and it's all downhill from there

I'm a fan. Was gonna go to snowshoe, but the storm came before I could go..

I got a 72mph wind gust and some downed branches out of the deal though...

You won't see a storm like this for atleast another 10 years... You got another 24hrs of snow

You could set yourself on fire and pretend you're in Australia if it helps.

Sense

Thank you.

I just got roasted in two different cultural dialects. Sweet!

Big gulp

I always thought a pint was a measurement of beer.

Just imagine 8 big glasses of beer

Why

Should just tell him your glad he's against contraception cause there's nothing better than back door birth control

How'd it go?

6 more months of this bullshit

Give her a yule log... if you know what i mean.

I was gonna think of something funny but I'm following some posts that will be hard to top so fuck it.

Where does one acquire herpes without cheating?

Nigga.

Need any help? I am going to be a political science major... I have helped my entire school with government shit.

"They're all dickheads" should suffice.

Oh, I thought it was agricultural work. Still cool.

Well other duties include shucking corn, and collecting it from the fields. That's all I did this weekend though, it was my first.

Does the job come with a free banjo?

Red.

That's what I decided to go with, thanks.

Yaw, was gonna say red too

(they = NASA themselves)

All current Rovers haven't been sterilized properly. They don't want to introduce earth life onto Mars if it can survive in these spots and possibly kill off the Martian life.

Soggy biscuit? Or is is Soggy Mars bar now?

You can be my girlfriend.

... dis D ...

DEEZ NUTZ

make em say UUUGGGH!!!

My senior year(s) made me feel morally superior to the children of the school. Be prepared for a lot of hugs from every person you've ever encountered.

Nah, it's shit.

Maybe America is better. I fucking doubt that.

no, it's been going on for 60+ years... wots the rush.

let me know if you need me to fil you up.

#FirstWorldProblems

Is it hot? Something eith tomato and basil is refreshing.

Longer bats out... Something something masturbate...

Our cricketers probably should stick to masturbating for a while. They don't last long enough with a Broad.

Fortunately I was bowled out for 37 in Don Bradman Cricket the day before so it wasn't the worst Aussie performance I've seen recently.

also. not necessarily true, or at least not in my case... I can go from margaritas to jack n cokes to rum runners no problem...

I would say drink less than four drinks to prevent a hang over

I had a few White Russians and a few Jack and cokes no problem

I used to drink some White Russians.... For some reason they can't make them right around here... The milk curdles

They've been back for months. I've filled a swimming pool with them, and I dive into it like Scrooge McDuck.

ya i should get on that

My dad got an offer for a free upgrade from 8, that dumb mofo keeps ignoring it.

I'm not sold on 10 yet.

What version of windows are you running now?

Windows 7

I'd wait a bit, let all the windows 10 issues be found.

If you use wmc don't upgrade, as it cost extra now...

But make sure you upgrade before July next year, otherwise it costs

Whores are cheap....

In all seriousness, all my money goes towards gas. My girlfriend has been amazing.

Would she give head to all your forum friends?

"Say Brian, a-ain't you dead?"

Nah Emmett, the other one, Carl.

Does one's backside look big in this here red coat?

An epic origin story is always timeless.

Fuck tampon shopping. You'll love jewelry shopping.

I hear the popping of cherries...