ViceMan

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  1. ViceMan
    Would now be a good time to revisit the police database website in GTA IV to see if there are any clues as to characters? There were a few on there from LS, SF, etc.
  2. ViceMan
    Why would R* reveal everything about the game in the first trailer? It's not their style. I don't see why they'd put a dog in the trailer if it's not going to be in the game, seems a bit pointless. There is one just before at 0:53, in the background below the O, again I don't think it has a front wheel. This isn't a good sign, both bikes are missing front wheels making it seem as if it's just a prop rather than a vehicle. But we shall see. Has anyone began work on trying to link the city together from the shots we have of it to build up a rough map of the city?
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    I don't think so, we had Bigfoot in RDR literally a year ago. If GTA V did have a fantasy zombie DLC pack then maybe. Come to think of it that would be quite epic, like Carmageddon 2012.
  4. ViceMan
    Or present day since it hasn't really got much better.
  5. ViceMan
    And also watch out for QD when he's wearing his leather peek-a-boo bra, it means it's mating season... Come to think of it he's always wearing that damn bra.
  6. ViceMan
    Yep. October it is, then. (not really) So nice of R* to tell us.
  7. ViceMan
    Maybe i'm reading too much into this but doesn't it say "OCT" in the top left hand corner of the license plate?
  8. ViceMan
    LUUK!! ANIMULZ!!! FINGARLESS GLUVES!1!!!1 Well we got animals anyway.
  9. ViceMan
    Right now i'm at a 7 I think. I'm sure after the trailer i'll be 7 inches though, if my penis is still attached of course.
  10. ViceMan
    Of course for all of you who hope to view the trailer as soon as it's released, prepare to be disappointed. The servers will probably be down in the final few moments leading up to the release as everybody faps rhythmically in unison and causes a seismic shockwave that tears through the fabric of space-time.
  11. ViceMan
    Already posted by another newbie. Sorry, but we were skeptical then. Still, only 18 hours to go.
  12. ViceMan
    Yes I still maintain that the VC mission complete music is the best, I never went as far as recording it, I just played the tune in my head. Elvises were GTA 2, Hare Krishnas were the original.
  13. ViceMan
    But I thought the volcano poster was in GTA IV, not SA.
  14. ViceMan

    Dreams

    ViceMan replied to ViceMan's topic in General Discussion

    Indeed, are you a psychoanalyst? At least we can speculate.
  15. ViceMan
    Yeah and it'd be the only one in the game, if you totalled it that's it, no going to that road in Bohan to make 20 clones of it.
  16. ViceMan
    Canuck made a rhyme, well i'm not so fuck you for thinkin' that.
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    Dreams

    ViceMan posted a topic in General Discussion

    Lately i've had some weird dreams that I can't explain in any conceivable way. So I thought i'd post what I remember about them here for no apparent reason, feel free to join in or offer your insights. Anyway I had a dream where me and two other people (don't remember who) were walking down a gravel path between two open fields, it was a bright sunny day but there were a few fluffy white clouds in the sky. Now this is the weird part, there was some sort of giant gun or cannon type thing (the nearest thing I can compare it to is the galaxy gun from some Star Wars book) in the sky sucking up the clouds, I imagine it would have been about 20-30,000 ft in the sky, but even at that height it seemed huge. I was walking down the path looking at it, but I don't think it concerned me that much. Anyway then it either shot out some projectile or exploded itself and crashed to the ground beyond the horizon, causing a huge explosion. We saw the immense dust cloud approaching us and knew we were in trouble, but luckily this path had some sort of concrete fence with horizontal slats that were about 2ft wide which we could hide under to protect ourselves just as the dust cloud reached us and fire began raining from the sky. That's all I can remember of that one, I do vaguely remember one I had a week before, about some zombie uprising where everyone was stuck inside buildings on the second storey looking down at zombies in the street, I think in the end we had to run to another building with zombies chasing us. We just made it through the door with zombies grabbing at our heels in typical Hollywood fashion. (Funny how my dreams are like Hollywood films.)
  18. ViceMan
    That wasn't my hand, and we don't use "gloves" around here son.
  19. ViceMan
    But that wasn't the theme tune, initially I thought it was because it's in one of the trailers. But no, not the theme song. Listen to the vid that Dup posted.
  20. ViceMan
    If we do nothing else round here it's laugh. Ha ha, ha ha... *ahem*
  21. ViceMan
    *looks at clipboard* Hmm, humour, check. Nice firm anus, check. Random genitalia reference, check. Ok you're in.
  22. ViceMan
    Who is this character Gay and who are Gay's guys? Is Gay actually gay? Or is it just an ironic nickname he/she has been given. And at the end of the game Wade has to quickly colour lots of shirts as the enemy arrive in different coloured shirts and siege his shop, he dyes for the cause.
  23. ViceMan
    That was the gist of my joke. Glad you worked it out.
  24. ViceMan
    I don't remember you editing the voice on the last one (as you've just said, apparently.) And what's the point of bleeping the fucking swearing, if you're going to swear, swear and don't bleep it, if not then don't bother cunting swearing at all.
  25. ViceMan
    Tissues ready at 4pm then. Actually fuck tissues i'd better get a bathtub in.