ViceMan

Well the classics obviously; flying cars, peds riot, peds have weapons, the funhouse car set. I doubt we'll get them though.

And the case contains a baseball bat, fingerless gloves and a rocket launcher that folds up so you can carry it discretely in your pocket... along with several rockets.

Reminds me of a Family Guy episode I was watching last night, it wasn't that funny, but oh well. Oh here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Yb64ieGvQ

As i've said before I think everyone would like the premise of your ideas, who could say no to a game with an entire continent filled with hundreds of huge cities and all the coutryside in between? Nobody. But the way you have worded and conveyed your ideas is erratic and nonsensical. I think it is you who doesn't understand the difficulties faced when creating a game of that size, technology can only do so much for you, it still requires a lot of human effort to utilise that technology. You can't just click a button on a computer and it'll create miles and miles of rendered countryside and cities for you, each building and each piece of countryside has to be modelled by someone, and it all has to fit together in a way that makes sense so as to seem realistic. I'm sure Dup could tell you that as he's experienced with that sort of thing. Now, this will be my last post where I try to be nice and offer some constructive criticism, next time i'm gonna go Stoic on yo' ass. Just sayin' nigguh.

You have a lot of ideas. We're trying to be nice here, if Stoic had seen this he'd have been all over you. The fact is that your ideas will probably never see daylight, not until a data storage format capable of holding 200 TB is standardised (A HVD which is still in the development stages can only hold 6 TB... I say only like that's a small number.) So your ideas aren't really feasible until sometime in the early 22nd century... perhaps. Also, have you considered the amount of time it would take to map and model all that game area, it would take decades of hard work, and as a publicly traded company Rockstar have to keep up a healthy profit margin and can't be spending decades labouring over one game - even if said game was the most brilliant and perfect game ever released, it wouldn't be economically viable as they'd lose millions and probably fall into insolvency long before the game's completion. They have strict time schedules to adhere to to ensure their game is complete and ready for release, a game that isn't released can't make them money to pay for staff wages, overheads etc. I do understand where you're coming from and i'd like to see it too, but realistically we all know it's never going to happen, at least not in our lifetimes, just hold out for GTA CCXXVII to be released in a couple of hundred years time.

^That^ one made me the most speechless, the headlights and the difference in the lighting quality overall, there's much more of a realistic contrast between light and dark. If i'd have been shown that without knowing it was from a mod i'd have said it was heavily photoshopped.

All this talk is making me want to reinstall San Andreas once again. Perhaps something to consider in my two weeks off soon.

Now do it with Dup's uber mod too.

Buh, i've lost the power of speech.

Damn it. Fucking damn it all.

Oops, thought this was gaygamer.net No this is GTAgayming, get in line to suck Zidane's cock while he recites CJ quotes and flexes his gangsta muscles.

The next generation? There won't be anything left of this forum when Massacre unleashes his mechanoid army on us and replaces us all with clones of ourselves that do his bidding at will. The only ones who'll be left intact are Marney and Demon, and they won't know what's going on anyway. Oh sure, they'll try to tell our clones what's happened, but no-one will believe them... no-one.

Who knows, until we get the first official mention of either game from R* we're in the dark. I'm still speculating that GTA V will be announced first (how many fucking topics do I have to say that in?)

A fairy? You want to emulate your real life in GTA then?

I decided against it, it usually makes no discernable difference as they (the noob) get all high and mighty and rather defensive about their status. I thought i'd let someone else do the honours for a change. What happened to the good ol' days when Stoic used to totally shred them to pieces with one sentence and make them run off in tears with blood spewing from their gaping, pulverised arses never to return again? *looks around questioningly*

The Cheetah, it's been with us since III. But I do also miss the Phoenix and Sabre Turbo from VC.

Don't take that from him Massy, you go git'im giiirl. Bitchslap that face into oblivion.

TBH all i've ever played of Max Payne was a demo of the first one on the PS2.

I am still confident GTA V will be announced/released before Agent. As I mentioned before R*s new games such as RDR, L.A. Noire and Agent will sell well because they have the R* logo on them, but every few years they need a GTA game to come out to really rake the money in. From what i've heard about Agent it's going to be quite big, so it may take a while to develop.

But CJ was in GTA IV you know. Think about it maaaaan. And I still maintain this is the funniest noob topic of all time.

There are subtle hints to look out for when dealing with these... people, for example, I shall now assume the role of one of them: Ahem. the next gta shuld hav loads more weapunz and clothez to were and stuff you shuld be able to fly a plane really high and then jump out on to a helicopter like in that mission in gta san andreas then you shuld kill the pilot an throw the pilot out till he goes splat on the floor then you should take the helicopter and fly it all the way back to your base where there are loads of guardz and stuff that will fight for you and you shuld be able to tell them where to go and the drive you around where u wanna go and you can fire while they drive and they are really good with gunz and you can give them gunz and they can take gunz from dead men they have killed the missions shuld be betterer and have way more choicis to choose from that make the story end different the charecter shuld be cj but older and he should have fingerless gloves and be able to fly the palnes like i said and you can transport your guys in planes to other places and they will fight for you there you shuld be able to get a jetpack and fly all the way to the highist bildings and snipe at the police where they cant get you and you can also piss on them from high up tommy vercette shuld be in the game to and give you missionz to do until you shoot him because hes old in this game and then you should be able to get on a unicycle and go to the gym to work out to make cj skinny like you did in the last game also big smoke should come back in this game and they culd say cj didnt kill him but only put him in hospital and he should be out for revenge so cj and tommy team up and kill him for good my ideas are the best and rockstar are idiots if they dont listen to me. *emerges from trancelike state* Whoa... that was a wild trip there, man.

Uh, why would L.A. Noire stop the development of GTA V? They're produced by different companies. R* North was in no way involved with L.A. Noire. Agent however... that's the one you should be complaining about.

See it is possible to do both. You can even run a GTA fansite and fuck a girl, or so I heard.

Maybe we won't see any more DLC cases after Reefer Madness is released then. *waves goodbye to hopes of the burglary and fraud desks returning*

Nah he isn't clever enough to create a second account, he just renames his first account and hopes we don't notice.