ViceMan

I keep meaning to berate you for your awful use of English but then I realised you're Scottish anyway so "edinnaemekennaeduffranceaye". Most RTS games should run on an average PC fairly well. I don't even know what graphics card I have, i'm pretty sure it's an Nvidia 512MB... something with a 7 (7000 series or am I making that up?) on it I seem to remember, I have 4GB of RAM I know that. But yeah I play RTS games - although not so much nowadays - I think the newest one I played was AoE III, and that ran fine. What sort of RTS games are we talking about here?

That's what we did. If you ignore him he goes away - like that STD QD reassured me about... no wait actually if you ignore him he comes back twice as bad next time, I think I got confused for a moment there.

Seems that way, good luck to him I say. Of course it already occurred to those of us blessed with the power of cognitive thought that Marney is just doing it intentionally to lure us into a trap and/or a flame war for lols. And we all saw through his cheap, string vest of a scouse disguise. Marney, your intentions are flagrant, FLAGRANT I SAY! AND I SHANT BE PARTY TO THEM, YOU HEAR ME YOU DEVILISH CHAP! [/randomproud americanry]

Isn't this only 10 days away now? When is the release date, 23rd? I guarantee I will completely forget about pre-ordering it until the moment it gets delivered, then i'll be all excited and have to rape the postman.

It still isn't back up? Ahahahahaha!

Lol.

I'm sure the novelty would soon wear off.

Well RDR was slightly bigger than SA I believe, that Burnout one looks wrong judging by the size of the roads, they look far too large (look at the boats at the bottom of the map.) I think D-O would've loved an official L.A. Noire fedora. Pity.

I SMITE THEE WITH MY GLORIOUS HANDBAG! BOW DOWN BEFORE IT! Oh and: "Yo dawg we heard you like fabricating stories so we put a fabricated story in yo' story so you can spread propaganda and lies while pretending to tell the truth and watch the conspiracy nuts jack off to yo' news bro."

Just felt like quoting myself here:

I carried on with it, might as well get my money's worth.

Exactly...

Yeah i'm pretty sure I said somewhere before this game was a mix of Sam & Max Hit the Road, Grim Fandango and GTA IV.

I really should do the evil playthrough, it seems like fun. Right now though i'm replaying Undead Nightmare.

No, you're "off your cake" for caring about this shit so much. Who really gives a fuck?

RDR was closer to GTA than this will be in terms of gameplay and that had the same problem, everyone was raving over it then it got forgotten about a few months after release. Since this is so different from GTA it'll probably have a worse fate.

I still get the feeling this isn't going to be as good as RDR. Maybe it's just too different in style.

I'm done here, wake me when Osama rises from the depths and uses his telekinetic powers to crash 747s into all the world's major landmarks.

You call that a jack knife? Looks more like a flying elbow drop to me.

I can do serious.

I need 3 inch thick aluminium sheets, I'm gonna explode. You'll only explode when the CIA hitman who's been trailing you puts a .338 Lapua Magnum round between your eyes, because you clearly know too much to be allowed to live.

I'll take two rolls, just in case... + rep for everyone who isn't Marney. (No change there then.)

So Demon's in on it too, we'll have to put his labia under close surveillance.

Or more importantly, is there a doctor who is also a qualified deep sea diver?

ZOMG! LOOK IF YOU TAKE THE LETTERS FROM HIS NAME AND REARRANGE THEM YOU GET THE FOLLOWING MESSAGES PROVING HE'S NOT DEAD!! A Solid Man, Bane - Um, I dunno... In Alan M's Abode - He's holed up with someone by this name. Nano Miles - Baad - Baad (or Bada) could refer to various locations in India, Russia or elsewhere. A Bad Man, Son - Lie - YES EXACTLY! Mo' Bananas Lied - THIS PROVES IT! Now you create your own hidden messages: AAABDEILMNNOS - GO! [/sarcasm0r]