ViceMan

Well, we all have some realistic idea of what to expect, maybe a few more fantastical ideas - bikes and more novelty cars perhaps. But don't expect jetpacks and jumpjets.

No it's just the way things are done 'round here. Trust me, you're not the only one this has happened to, it's standard procedure. Now stop squirming and put this ball gag in your mouth.

True dat.

And you still do baby, c'mon lets all be friends and have a jolly good fisting session.

Chill the fuck out. Put all your ideas into one LEGIBLE post and leave it at that, okay? You're just making yourself look like a complete retard. Hey, how comes I didn't get to post my reply to that, where did the post go? I was just about to go Stoic on his ass. And since when did I get my own fanclub? Help? I think the problem is everyone (well, some of us) wants to masturbate over some new GTA V info or pics, and as none have appeared we're getting hornier and hornier and want to rape anything that even remotely looks like a new piece of info. If you think things are bad here look what happened at the GTAforums, they've degenerated into conspiracy theories and nonsensical blabber about some photoshopped image, and now they're engaged in an orgy of mental mindfuckery with no apparent reason or purpose. Most of us know what to expect from R*s next game and can contain our urges. Some however just have to release their fantasies and spray the forums with their verbal cum, which is presently dripping down the wall and onto the light fittings. Now i've said my piece I shall say no more on the matter.

WEIRD. Makes me want to leave the website. Am I in the wrong place, is this another sick freak-show or something? No of course it isn't, we're all normal here. Now just pull down your pants and bend over for your initiation. *slips on a silky black negligee and locks the doors* Massacre, did you bring the Warlord Industries executive relief party funpack?

Stop posting links to some dodgy, unreliable site.

Just testing out my new picture. I can't be bothered typing R*... *cough* What is that, the ultimate Sim City game? It looks uber but for that price I could probably uh... *thinks for a moment* ... feed AIDS-riddled hookers into a meat grinder and sell the resulting pulp to school cafeterias and motorway service stations. *shrugs*

Hot Coffee all over again? I'm sure R* really want one of their biggest and most lucrative games banned.

Welcome, may I masturbate on you and make animal noises? "Moo!"

There's something not quite right about that smoke. I think the base is too flat where it's below the road surface, and also the top of the smoke plume is too defined.

Action failed: You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day Sorry, i'll get you up to 300 tomorrow when I get my next 5. Yeah, I came in my pants when I saw this. What of it? I didn't cum, but I had a little mental orgasm in my head... or maybe I sneezed. That would explain the sticky stuff.

That was only present in GTA III wasn't it? I don't remember it being in Vice or SA... or do I remember it being in Vice?

Well the classics obviously; flying cars, peds riot, peds have weapons, the funhouse car set. I doubt we'll get them though.

And the case contains a baseball bat, fingerless gloves and a rocket launcher that folds up so you can carry it discretely in your pocket... along with several rockets.

Reminds me of a Family Guy episode I was watching last night, it wasn't that funny, but oh well. Oh here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Yb64ieGvQ

As i've said before I think everyone would like the premise of your ideas, who could say no to a game with an entire continent filled with hundreds of huge cities and all the coutryside in between? Nobody. But the way you have worded and conveyed your ideas is erratic and nonsensical. I think it is you who doesn't understand the difficulties faced when creating a game of that size, technology can only do so much for you, it still requires a lot of human effort to utilise that technology. You can't just click a button on a computer and it'll create miles and miles of rendered countryside and cities for you, each building and each piece of countryside has to be modelled by someone, and it all has to fit together in a way that makes sense so as to seem realistic. I'm sure Dup could tell you that as he's experienced with that sort of thing. Now, this will be my last post where I try to be nice and offer some constructive criticism, next time i'm gonna go Stoic on yo' ass. Just sayin' nigguh.

You have a lot of ideas. We're trying to be nice here, if Stoic had seen this he'd have been all over you. The fact is that your ideas will probably never see daylight, not until a data storage format capable of holding 200 TB is standardised (A HVD which is still in the development stages can only hold 6 TB... I say only like that's a small number.) So your ideas aren't really feasible until sometime in the early 22nd century... perhaps. Also, have you considered the amount of time it would take to map and model all that game area, it would take decades of hard work, and as a publicly traded company Rockstar have to keep up a healthy profit margin and can't be spending decades labouring over one game - even if said game was the most brilliant and perfect game ever released, it wouldn't be economically viable as they'd lose millions and probably fall into insolvency long before the game's completion. They have strict time schedules to adhere to to ensure their game is complete and ready for release, a game that isn't released can't make them money to pay for staff wages, overheads etc. I do understand where you're coming from and i'd like to see it too, but realistically we all know it's never going to happen, at least not in our lifetimes, just hold out for GTA CCXXVII to be released in a couple of hundred years time.

^That^ one made me the most speechless, the headlights and the difference in the lighting quality overall, there's much more of a realistic contrast between light and dark. If i'd have been shown that without knowing it was from a mod i'd have said it was heavily photoshopped.

All this talk is making me want to reinstall San Andreas once again. Perhaps something to consider in my two weeks off soon.

Now do it with Dup's uber mod too.

Buh, i've lost the power of speech.

Damn it. Fucking damn it all.

Oops, thought this was gaygamer.net No this is GTAgayming, get in line to suck Zidane's cock while he recites CJ quotes and flexes his gangsta muscles.

The next generation? There won't be anything left of this forum when Massacre unleashes his mechanoid army on us and replaces us all with clones of ourselves that do his bidding at will. The only ones who'll be left intact are Marney and Demon, and they won't know what's going on anyway. Oh sure, they'll try to tell our clones what's happened, but no-one will believe them... no-one.