ViceMan

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  1. I guess the only way we can rectify this error is to like something and then unlike it to show our displeasure.
  2. Yes! That would be a nice change of scenery from renaissance Italy, a ninja would fit perfectly as the role of an assassin because that's what they are. I would like there to be more of a day/night cycle in the third game, I can imagine running across the rooftops bathed in the glow of the moonlight, with the character's elongated shadow perpetually chasing him. Fighting a group of samurai would be epic too. It's been a while since I played it but I think it's a bit shorter than II, still long enough to be called a full game though. The gameplay has changed slightly from II but nothing major, so it's more of a continuation of the second game, IMO it's worth getting but II is still better.
  3. You should know we never play by the predetermined rules around here. When was anything used for its intended purpose in this forum? I guess a good analogy (lol anal-ogy) would be to compare us to a class of retarded schoolchildren; we express ourselves however we want, by painting our shit onto the walls, tracing round our penises on pieces of paper and trying to drug and rape the Barbie dolls. Some might call us "creative" but that's just a nice way of saying we're all fucking crazy, as long as we get the recognition we don't care what we're called really.
  4. But when we like something now it says "ViceMan likes this" so we can't anonymously give rep. Meh.
  5. So I was thinking recently of some ideas i'd like to see implemented into a potential sequel/prequel to RDR: If it is a prequel (which I think logically is the only way to go) then it should be set during the American civil war. I would love being in the middle of that conflict, doing jobs for both factions and taking all the reward while they mindlessly kill each other. It would be nice to be roaming through the wilderness and suddenly stumble across a battle going on, you could pick sides and earn some respect with that faction to possibly get a discount on ammo and supplies or even a unique weapon, of course you could just sit on a nearby ridge and kill both armies and take their supplies instead, in which case you'd have to kill all survivors or risk losing respect with both factions. These battles should be more than just AIs on foot shooting at each other, there should at least be basic AI scripts making them charge, some on cavalry commanding the battles, and even cannon batteries pounding the ground troops from afar. After the battle you could hitch these cannons up to a horse and steal them for your own use (it would be slightly unrealistic for one man to be able to deploy and operate a cannon but fuck it, it's a game.) I would also like to see Native American tribes perhaps have a small appearance in the game, as the last tribes struggle to overcome the looming expanse of the frontier around them, they could give you a few missions involving sabotaging the spread of America west and restoring their way of life. I had the idea that you have to carry water flasks around that you could fill up in towns, after several hours game time in the sun the screen would slowly start to sway and blur, taking another hour to reach full intensity, similar to GTA IV's drunk mode. It should take a while to happen so a not to get in the way of missions and such, but I think it would be a nice touch. Um, I had more but this shit's already taken up far too much room so... next time i'm feeling creating i'll bore you all with my rambling. TL;DR "Hai I um noob I wood like moer guns in the next game an moer bigger map 2 run arond in it wood b cool if thay did that an aslo thay shood put in moer thinks 2 do dont u agree if u dont u r gay."
  6. Nobody can see how much we hate Marney anymore. They'd have to go into his profile to see his rep.
  7. ViceMan

    AGENT

    Not what I was expecting really, they don't look that impressive. All we can hope for is that the game has changed drastically since they were taken.
  8. I have been meaning to get back into RDR (again) but I think i'll wait until the new DLC is released... unless of course GTA V has been announced by then in which case i'll be busy reattaching the withered stump of my penis with a sewing kit.
  9. I have a collection of Chinese toenails if you'd like sucky sucky. Some of them still have toes attached but they are really fresh and not at all decomposing.
  10. *ignores original topic* "He am de Mad Dooby, he am make de sound-a like tis." *makes sound*
  11. All of this sounds reasonable, but destructible buildings are probably the one thing I would remove from that list. Perhaps some minor deformation; rocket launchers leave craters in walls, bullets can also crack the concrete facade of buildings etc. But to have fully destructible buildings would just be too much IMO. Damage should stay on the buildings too, not disappear when you leave the area or after you've left a certain number of bullet holes in a wall. Trees have always been a problem in every GTA, they don't budge an inch if you hit them at 100mph. They should at least fracture and splinter depending on the severity of the crash, possibly even topple over. And as for the animals i'm all for including them and making them killable, but we don't really need hunting missions for them. It worked in RDR due to the setting and time period, but in the modern day I don't think it would. Unless of course it was like the flying rats from GTA IV, but these flying rats could actually fly around the city, making it even harder to find them (and subsequently even harder for Psy to write a guide for it.) I know hunting's big in America especially out in the sticks, and perhaps if the next GTA does feature some countryside it might make sense, but in a city... not really.
  12. While i'd like to play as Ricketts, every other motherfucker will have the same idea, so there'll be no uniqueness to it whatsoever. The new maps sound interesting at least and might convince me to return.
  13. Agreed. As i've always said (and as my name indicates) Vice City had the best mix of everything. I could listen to almost anything on the radio in VC because it complemented the setting and atmosphere so well.
  14. Yeah there were a few good'un's though. But I agree, not as epic as K-DST.
  15. ViceMan

    Saints Row

    You now have one less reason to buy this game: Good job I didn't have one to buy it anyway...
  16. I'm sure we'll have forgotten by then if some GTA V info is released in the meantime.
  17. Most GTA's have had some decent rock in them, i'm sure this game will be no exception.
  18. Ooh satire and jokes about the dead. *nods approvingly*
  19. *does his noob impression* "we shold be able 2 phone in 2 de talk statoins nd say fuck u 2 da host and other funny stuff like dat it wuld be cool if dey do dat"
  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeOg0oNXSWw
  21. You'll fit back in well here, but after all this time away I bet your arse is tight... We can soon fix that. Bring on QD in his finest peekaboo bra and crotchless lace panties.
  22. Assuming bicycles are included in the game that is...
  23. What the fuck is up with your eyebrow? It stops and then there's a little tuft. Sort it out man!