Barrybran

The sad part is I have a feeling the heists will be disappointing anyway. Random fucking around is what's made this game what it is.

Kev, you might want to quit while you're behind mate.

I like it

Otiz, you should do a series of postcards with you flipping the bird in front of San Andreas landmarks with the caption "fuck you, I'm on holiday."

Not to mention sporting two different teams' gear from the same sport.

I'm not a pothead and even I understand the opportunity cost of this situation. Looks like they got their priorities right.

I've been getting hyped up about Argentina every world cup since 98. Could be worse. You could be an England fan. Just substitute 98 with 66.

"Cleaning the monkey's crack" sounds as conspicuous as a Dirty Jackal.

Or you can try a Homer Simpson style "du du-du du-duuu"

Otiz, I didn't know you were a squirter.

Very well thought out.

Craigslist Survivor... now there's an idea for a TV show.

Florida? "Connections"? Not worried about debt? Are you part of a drug cartel down there?

See, there's your problem. You don't own a van. How do you expect to rape people without a van?

That would be pretty sweet.

Only if you can go spear fishing.

If you find a headset fondler can you send me a link?

Something shiny might work.

Do you think these will be random scenes or scenes from a new single player DLC to be dropped around the same time?

... or German.

He didn't say anything about the beer...

You're so hot today, Rhonda.

I chose Paris over London and don't regret it. I'm sure London is nice but there was nothing that attracted me there. Paris is beautiful. Expensive, fucking hard to find a toilet and the people don't give a shit that you're there, even if they're supposed to be helping you, but beautiful. Amsterdam is probably great for partygoers and overrated for everyone else.

Trevor's illegitimate daughter.

That explains why I never drive a Bollokan.