Barrybran

Miley in her early 30's. Still twerking, not working.

So does walking....

Love the first one :-D

Can't complain at that Q. Must be your shout.

This appeared on my Facebook news feed:

Nicely done on the half time tip, Santiago Here we go. Second half Broncos. Let's do it. *Kickoff return for touchdown* Shit.

Link it so we can upvote it. That should go viral.

The Seahawks are looking good.

It's pretty hard to fuck up a coin toss. They have some talent for sure. It's pretty hard to fuck up a coin toss. They have some talent for sure.

You were on the mines too long...

Especially on a Faggio!

This is unbelievably accurate. The only thing I'd add is wearing an aussie flag either as a cape or on an article of clothing and if you go to the fireworks it is obligatory to get into a fight. If you know a good one, please post a documentary for me to watch. And does England still own y'all? I don't know any Australia docos to be honest. Australia is still holds the Queen as head of state and has a rep to sign off on major things but it's really just a figurative thing these days. The majority of the country doesn't care whether we remain a part of the Commonwealth or become a republic as long as we're still able to dominate the Commonwealth Games and beat the Poms (English) in sport. In saying that, our cricket team just put up a piss poor performance in our batting innings (think offense for those not familiar with cricket).

Speaking of history, today, we celebrate the 226th anniversary of the day the English invaded an occupied land for the purpose of relocating criminals from the Mother country with barbecued meat, copious amounts of beer, cricket on the telly and for the lucky majority, a trip to the beach. Happy Australia Day folks!

True that. I'm a shitty real estate agent.

Very spacious and excellent light throughout.

"Sorry Officer, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a butcher by trade. Just on my way home from work"

Sadly, footy is heading that direction too, Rob. Thankfully, America has a few years on us.

$155 mil... and he's 25 years old!

Are you closer to The Shire or Mordor?

Yeah I'm in the wrong timezone too. I'm hoping the heists come soon cos fucking around in free roam with East Coast Australian teenagers isn't much fun.

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I reiterate, learn how this site works before you start selling nonsense around here... and keep your judgments at the door mate.

Dafuq are you on about? You were censored so either learn how this site works or piss off.

Hitman: and Robbin'

So the Word document has pics or you've just written what happens?