Asthenia

I sacrificed that Marcurio prick for Boethiah. Man I've had a few sick days recently but I've been genuinely stuck up in bed with it at the same time, feels like such a waste of a day. I stole those Fire Salts and Ice Wraith teeth from places I reckon they won't respawn. I really enjoyed the beginning of the the Mages College but I haven't gone back yet, I don't know what's up with me. Christmas weekend.. plenty of Skyrimming time. Really? With Chuck? That is the most incredible news I have ever heard, I shit thee not. My heart is happy. Now fuck the hell out of her and make her call you Stoic. Yeah buddy! We're staying in a hotel for NYE, I'll be sure to whip out Stoic just before I donkey punch her. Zing! Has any body gotten the Ebony Mail yet?

That's awesome man, if I wasn't 32498125 miles away and I had my shit paid off I'd be on this like a fly on shit.

My girlfriend is playing as a Khajiit, so I'm calling them the cuteywuteywuvie race. Also, Stoic - Remember my ex? The ub3r fitty? We're back together. I had a few hours of disillusion recently, I just couldn't get into it. Then we started her game and now I can't wait to play it all the time again. 150 hours and it feels like I just started it again, I've done a few main questline quests (and didn't get fingered), and I'm chasing Dragon Priest masks again... I'm pretty sure I started chasing Dragon Priest masks when I got Volsung awhile ago, but I got Skyrim'd...

I'm way behind on this topic. 150 hours and no lag on my PS3 save file. Winning. I've started doing the main questline now, I met Paarthurnax last night, that was sweet. Literally spoke to him for about 45 minutes, didn't skip any of his speech. Soothing bastard.

My douchebag faghole Thieves Guild members don't actually fling the arrows. They just stand there looking like they're going to practice but they never actually do. I'm on steel as well though, I use stronger ones when I get them and throw away anything less powerful than steel. It's outrageous that we can't forge our own arrows.

Ancient Nord Arrows are for pussies!

Move along... nothing to see here.

This is typical Rockstar, and you're a typical douche. Always wanting more. I can't wait for V to release and little kids like you to hit the roof because you can't fly commercial jets or fuck dogs. I guarantee the only stock you've got is the shit spewing from your mouth. Seriously, stop acting like a clown. You're so sure of Rockstar's release dates yet you complain when they feed us a trailer jam packed with goodies but don't supply a release date? It's called marketing. Hypes up customers, gets people to spread the word. Results in more sales? They're geniuses at it. If you had stocks you'd be lapping their marketing techniques up like a horny dog nosing away at the ass of the pooch next door.

I'm 130 hours in with no lag. Bethesda didn't make NV, they just let Obsidian tinker with the engine. The dude from Obsidian saying it can't be fixed has nothing to do with Beth and hasn't used the engine the way that Skyrim runs it. Regardless of the fact it made it in, it's half as infuriating as NV and they're working on a patch for it that we'll have soon. Not that it matters to me any more, I'm migrating to PC.

Keep the mask, collect the rest, and find the ninth.

quote name='Indy' timestamp='1322137095' post='19771' quote name='Asthenia' timestamp='1322126936' post='19743' Ouch. :| I have 2 running saves of exactly the same thing and I'm only playing one character at the moment. I refuse to lose my progress.. Made Ebony armor this morning. *growls* What overall level are you, i'm 31 and I think that making ebony armour would push me to about 33. But my combat skills won't be high enough to compensate for the increase in level! Do you enchant your armour? --- I have some enchanted Ebony armour, yeah. Major health, um... something else. Destruction magic enchantment on the helmet. I'm level 38 I think, it's been a couple of days since I played. My combat skills aren't on a par with what level I am, and I'm working on getting that up, but I still smash the tits off most anything that comes near me. quote name='Edge' timestamp='1322137767' post='19779' quote name='Asthenia' timestamp='1322127966' post='19746' You already look like a nerd. Puny milk drinker! I shall smite thee with my mighty dil... err warhammer... The only negative aspect of this game so far is that as with the previous games there is so much choice when creating characters that I find it hard to stick with one. I must have restarted about a dozen times already. --- Bring it, bonehead! *flames on and runs backwards through the trees* 'Indy' timestamp='1322151999' post='19801' Whenever I do the freeze shout my game lags like fuck. It skips a load of frames and then I just see some frozen people on the floor. Anyone else notice this problem? Is it after a few hours playing? Do you play on PS3? It'll be patched next week... there's an issue with the size of your save file, it lags the game after a while. 'Indy' timestamp='1322307549' post='19989' Yeah i've been doing something similar. I've made my ebony sword (legendary) do 144 damage, im level 35. I just used various fortify one-handed enchantments, high level smithing improvements and some blacksmith potions. I don't want to do the alchemy loop because I don't feel like wasting perks in it, instead I just bought 20% blacksmith potions, as opposed to making my own 29% potion. I don't think the 9% will have too much difference, at least not at the level i'm working at. PS. I think I hit 70+ hours --- My swords are enchanted with Major Drain of Health (something along those lines). 91 hours now. 'Indy' timestamp='1322331393' post='20017' Why the fuck is daedric armour better than dragon?! At least it means I won't have to use another perk in my smith tree! --- Because FUCK YOU! Daedric Armour is the best! Dragon Armor looks cool, but I think a Dragon bone sword would look so boss, I'm sad that they left something like that out. It wouldn't be much use and it would break but it would look coooooooool!! But yeah you're talking to a straight up Daedric worshipper... Heh. The Dovahkiin worships the Daedra. also fuck the quotes on this forum!!

My personal highlight. The name Xavier was chosen because of the inital: X. The name Xavier means saviour in English. Xavier as a boy's name is pronounced ecks-ZAY-vee-er, ZAY-vee-er. It is of Basque origin, and the meaning of Xavier is "new house". I got that from a baby names website, that, if pushed, would probably provide more reliable information regarding GTA than this dumb fuck...

Ahem.

You already look like a nerd.

The tank would need to be virtually empty of fuel but even then, unless it's a tracer or explosive round - AND even then, it's a gazillion to one chance it will explode. Getting killed by a bullet bouncing off a car tyre is more plausible. Exactly. GTA SA style realism.

Ouch. :| I have 2 running saves of exactly the same thing and I'm only playing one character at the moment. I refuse to lose my progress.. Made Ebony armor this morning. *growls*

Hahah, under arms and balls is pretty much all I get. It's kind of nice but the beard is coming in quite fast now but it's not quite covering all over, it's awkward when I'm lazy and don't shave. all the time. Oh and something about tattoo's, get back on topic you cunts... I want one of my sleeves to be dedicated to a Stephen King series. If you know what I mean and you ruin the apparently shoddy ending - go fuck yourself.

The only realism I want from a car in GTA when it comes to clutches and petrol tanks is for the car to explode when I shoot the tank on the car. I have racing sims, I don't need GTA to become one.

Yeah I was googling gta 5 to see if the San Andreas site popped up (I think QD made the original topic) and this was in the news feed underneath it, I actually choked on my drink laughing.

Dragon Priest? I stumbled upon one accidentally. I got the shit fucked out of me very quickly. Priest, yeah. I wanna fight him and Volsung. I'm heading over to Shearpoint later once I've finished up some armor and enchanting to see if I can take him out. Tip for fighting dragons btw - conjure an atronach. They know where the dragon is going and they knock a lot of health off them. My atronach took most of a dragon's health outside Riften last night and when he hit the ground my horse and the others from the stables got in on the fight too and one of them finished it off. My arrow's ended up in the usual places. Horse ass, city guard face and Jenassa's tits. They're both awesome. I could've used the hold all my shit bitch one yesterday when I I'm working 2:30pm-11pm this week so all my gaming is done between 12 and 5am. Sucks. 7-3 next week though, shyeah!

Genuinely have 'Asthenia' tattooed on my chest. It's more than just a username though, slags. And yes I know what the word means. AND it was like 40 celsius in Turkey when this photo was taken. English people abroad go funny colours. It turned into a boss tan though. I've got a lot of plans.. Most of them personal. My next plan is to get 2 on my wrists, one of a spider with the word 'Heroine' next to it, and the other a fly with the word 'Distraction' next to it. Not exactly next to them in the boring sense, but the bug's built around each word... I too plan to be grotesquely covered a la Massacre's plan one day.

Are you with the Thieves Guild? If you restore it to it's former glory Tonilia goes up to 4000 Septims. Any one taken on a Dragon Lord yet?

I really wanna visit Elsweyr next. Daggerfall had all the regions but most of it was randomly generated terrain. Morrowing was the turning point for gameplay... I'm just doing the main Thieves Guild mission at the moment, then I'm going to do the special missions from Vex and Delvin. Turn the Guild around and fence my wares hardcore. I'm a blacksmith with product to sell.

I have this mild obsession with Dwarves. I had a full on dream last week that I met a dwarf in a ruin outside Markarth and he told me all the secrets of their technology, how the rest of them disappeared and how he was left behind. It was amazing.

I'm creating Daedric armor and weapons atm... you guys want in? I'll give you friend rates.. oh wait I can't sell to the real world... this place is hell... *slumps back into coma*